The Wattys 20-Never

Chapter 4

1.) So I saw this fine a** guy on FB one day, built as f*ck, and a hell of a nice tan. 

2.) Got his number, easily. . . He said he lived near me so I got him to slide through you know the game.

3.) So anyway, I told the guy to come through one night and call when he was outside my house.

4.) He kept telling me he can't hear for some weird reason, but I didn't really think much of it. I told you my mans was hot as hell.

5.) So he came, knocked on my door and everything. I opened it and was like, "I thought I told you to call?" My mans just looked at!

6.) So we sitting on my living room watching Netflix, and my mans is just staring at me! At this point I'm shook. Did I just bring a serial killer into my house, and he's staring at me wondering which way is best to kill me?

7.) Nahh my mans was hot as f*ck so I'm just like, "DAMN WTF, Don't be weird. Say SOMETHING!" This little tan skinned sex god just kept staring at me.

8.) Then he starts pulling out his phone and texting somebody, well I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here being ignored and watch him text another bitch! Next thing you know I get a text from him, "I told you I'm deaf. . ."

9.) So I walk in the bathroom dying of laughter not even bothering to close the door. Because he can't even hear me so f*ck it, right?

10.) Called my girl #liarsplay and gave her the run down. Dying from laughter!

11.) So I go back and sit down next to this n*gga, we texting each other while we are face to face. 

12.) But at the end, I'm like F*ck it. I'm not letting this deaf little fishy get away. . . So I start rubbing on him. And he gives me that look . . . 

13.) One thing led to another, next thing you know I'm but as naked. Ass looking just right while his hands slapped it.

14.) Strapped him up and went to towwnnnn. . . But the noises he made sounded like young thug trying to rap.

15.) The s*x was good though. Would have hubbied him up if he wasn't deaf and sh*t. He was smart as f*ck in school and everything!

16.) After 5weeks this deaf n*gga told me he didn't want to talk anymore, "Because of lack of communication."

17.) I told him I was going to learn sign languege. Smfh.

18.) Moral of the story, Don't fuck with a deaf n*gga. #How I lost my deaf, tan, sex god, little fish.