Fairy Tail's Matchmaking Mischief

April Fool's Special

AN: Over 50 views! Thank you guys so much! So I had to do a special for April Fools! Hope you have a laugh! Oh and a special thing at the end. This isn't really connected to matchmaking mischief at all.

Today was April Fool's Day, and in Magnolia at our favorite guild, the usual antics had escalated to a degree of no return.

The Master had, of course, turned it into a challenge. Whoever pulled the best prank won a week of free meals, courtesy of Kianna.

Whoever the winning prank was pulled on had to live with the prank for a week.

And so the war began...

Happy snuck up behind Lucy, ready to scare the bajeebus out of her at Natsu's signal.

"Hey Luce!" Yelled Natsu from across the guild hall, "do you want to go an a job tomorrow?"

"Are you trying to prank me, Natsu?" Asked Lucy.

"Of course not!" Natsu lied, trying to keep his poker face, "Anyway, have you seen HAPPY?"

Hearing emphasis on his name. The blue exceed let out a horrifying roar, and jumped on Lucy's back.

With a loud "WAUGH!" Lucy ran screaming through the guild, knocking over tables and guild mates to escape the unknown threat.

Natsu, too deep in laughter to notice Gray's sneaking, didn't realize that there was ice down his pants until it was too late.

Tears began streaming down Natsu's face. Part from laughter, and part from the sudden chilling pain in his nether regions.

Meanwhile, across the guildhall another scene of epic proportions was taking place.

Not especially interested in the prospect of April Fools, Fairy Tail's resident bookworm was bunkering herself down in the corner of the hall.

She cracked open the cover of a new novel, only to be sprayed with some sort of powder.

She quickly backed up, coughing. Her throat stung from the accidental inhalation.

"Now who would have-" she broke off her sentence. Her voice...

Her voice was deeper than Gajeel's!

Suddenly, a voice cried out, "You sound great, Shrimp! Gihihi!"

Levy turned. On the second floor balcony sat the smirking Dragon Slayer.

Levy sighed, and tried to keep a smirk from tugging at her lips. If it was a prank war he wanted, it was a prank war he'd get.

"You got me good, Gajeel." She fake sighed in her bass voice. "Here, a reward."

She wrote IRON in the air and, without the dragon seeing, added a few adjectives. A couple being Spicy, Sticky, and Sour. Then she tossed it up to him.

Gajeel looked the IRON over for a good minute. Then took a huge bite out of the O.

He chewed, and chewed, and chewed. Then suddenly his eyes got wide. He began crying and his face turned deep red. He tried to spit out the IRON but found he couldn't. He sat there like a dog with peanut butter, trying for all he was worth to get the blistering spicy thing out.

"Serves you right!" Yelled Levy, still in man mode. "Don't worry, I made it where you can breathe through the metal, but no liquids can come through. Good luck Jalapeño Gajeel!"

With that the deep voiced bookworm took off, wondering who else she might prank.

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