Fairy Tail's Matchmaking Mischief

April Fool's Results!

AN: Over 500 reads! You guys are the best!

A loud shout overshadowed Fairy Tail's usual din.

"Listen up, Brats!" Makarov shouted from the second floor. "I've got the results to the April Fool's day prank fest right here!" He waved around a manila envelope then flipped onto the stage.

The guild let out a roar of approval.

"Let's have a review of the pranks shall we?" Makarov crowed, enjoying keeping his kids on edge for a while longer.

A loud groan came from the masses.

Makarov pulled out a sheet of paper.

"As I call your names and prank please come up onto the stage." Makarov called. "Keep in mind that the person who pulled the winning prank gets a week of free meals courtesy of Kianna and whoever the prank was pulled on has to live with the prank for a week."

"Aye sir!" The guild responded.

"Happy & Natsu~ scaring Lucy to the point of running and screaming."

The two perpetrators fist bumped each other as they made their way to the stage.

"Gray Fullbuster~ shoving ice down Natsu's pants."

The guild let out a low chuckle at the predictable prank.

"Gajeel Redfox~ making Levy McGarden's voice deeper than a bass singer's."

Gajeel let out his signature "Gihihi!" as he made his way to the stage.

"Levy McGarden~ feeding Gajeel extremely spicy IRON he couldn't spit out."

The guild shared odd looks with each other, wondering if the Solid Script Mage had really done something so devious.

"Mirajane Strauss~ making Erza believe that Jellal was a cross-dressing Ichiya in disguise."

Erza blanched at the memory as Mira threw a devious smirk back her way.

"Macco and Wakaba~ replacing Cana's stock with grape juice."

Cana pulled her precious barrel closer as the two ascended the stage.

"Team Shadow Gear~ painting Elfman neon pink."

Elfman growled something about 'true men wearing pink' as Jet and Droy clambered up to the stage and stood by their leader.

"Last but not least, Wendy Marvell and Lisanna Strauss~ putting hot sauce in Gray's cherry snow cone."

The Master finished with a flourish, earning a loud cheer from the guild, each person yelling out who they thought should win.

"Okay, 3rd place goes to..."

The guild drummed against the wooden tables.

"Wendy Marvell and Lisanna Strauss for the Cherry Cone Switcheroo!"

The guild let out several whoops of approval as the two hugged, happy they had placed and weren't in league for punishment.

"2nd place goes to..."

Another drumroll...

"Levy McGarden for the Spicy IRON Fiasco!"

The guild snickered at the small Solid Script Mage's victory dance.

"Now, the moment you've all been waiting for..." Makarov began. "First place goes to..."

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"MIRAJANE STRAUSS!"

The guild erupted with cheers, and Erza tried to make a sneaky exit out the kitchen door. She twisted the knob and creaked the door open. She was inches away from freedom when she smacked face first into a wall of runes that read

'The loser of the April Fool's day prank battle shall not leave these runes until magic sealing cuffs have been placed on their wrists' & 'if the loser tries to escape, they will be transported to the Master.'

"Freed!" Erza snarled, already vanishing to Makarov's side.

As soon as she completely appeared Makarov slapped a pair of magic sealing bracelets on her wrists.

Erza pulled at the contraptions, trying to break the seal that held them on.

"It's no use Erza." Master sighed with a bit of pity in his tone. "The seal won't break until exactly one week has passed or I remove them."

Erza's shoulders slumped.

Mira waltzed up to the redhead with a vicious smirk and waved a hand towards the huge double doors of the guild.

Erza's eyebrows twitched in confusion, but she turned towards the doors.

There, in all his creepy glory, stood Iychia.

"Lady Mirajane," he began. "I heard you won the game."

Team Natsu sweat-dropped, wondering how he found out so fast.

"I did." Mira crowed. "Erza has to be either with you, or a cross-dressed Jellal for a whole week. Since no one knows where Jellal is..." Mira let the sentence trail off.

Iychia struck a pose. "So I shall court the lovely parfum of Erza for a week, men."

"Yes," Mira said. "And here she-"

Mira gestured to empty air.

"What? Where'd she go!?" She yelled.

Natsu raised his hand. "She climbed out the back window about a minute ago, muttering something about Jellal in Mira's dress."

Mira glanced at Master.

"The time has already started on the anti-magic cuffs, so she could find Jellal, stuff him in a dress, and complete the punishment." Master reasoned.

"Oh." Mira deadpanned.

Suddenly she shouted "Sic her Iychia!"

"Strength Parfum! Zero Distance Inhalation!" With that he was off, chasing the ever retreating figure of the redhead in the distance.

AN: I know it got kinda weird there at the end, but I couldn't think of a good way to have Erza live her punishment for a week. I hope you enjoyed it though.

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