Andley Oneshots

Babies everywhere

Ashley's pov

"AAAAAAHHHH OH MY GOD ANDY!" I yelled loudly, jumping on the bed. Within seconds, the door to our bedroom slammed open, revealing Andy with a gun in his hands. "Where is he?!" He yelled. I looked at him, my eyes clouded with confusion. "Who?" I then asked. "The intruder?" He said, making it sound like a question. "Babe" I sighed, pointing at the corner of our room where there was a big hairy spider to be seen. "Really, Ash?" He asked, lowering the gun. "Yes" I said as he rolled his eyes and took off his shoe while walking to the corner of the room and slapping his shoe on it. "No! Andyyyy you shouldn't have killed it, it's a life too" I pouted at him. He cocked a brow at me.

I sighed as he stood there, a smile lingering on his lips. "You're such a girl" He grinned, making me gasp. "Am not!" I argued. "Where, Mr. Biersack, did you even get that?" I asked as I rested my hands on my hips, nudging towards the gun he was holding loosely. A smirk spread over his lips."I've always had it, just in case" He said, looking up at me as I was still standing on the bed. "You wouldn't actually fire it. Right?" I asked him. He turned around, a smirk lingering on his lips. "That depends. Would you think that's hot?" He asked, coming closer and wrapping his arms around me. "I'd think it's dangerous for someone as clumsy as you to even hold a gun" I said, laughing. He groaned, rolling his eyes. "You're an idiot" He told me, placing a kiss on my stomach whilst looking up at me.

The bell rang and Andy and I shared a look. "Race ya!" He yelled, setting off with his long ass legs. I huffed before jumping off the bed and starting to run. Just before he reached the stairs, I hooked my foot around his ankle, causing him to fall over. He looked up and gasped. "How dare you?!" He said. I shot him an innocent smile before quickly running down the stairs. As I reached the end of the stairs, I saw him sliding by on the railing, snickering. As he jumped off at the end of it, I jumped on his back and slapped my foot against his ass. "Go horsy!" I yelled, making him laugh. He took my legs in his hands and made his way to the door as I opened it.

We both looked around as I shrugged. "Probably just some kid, playing around" I said. "Hey Ashy, look." Andy said. I looked down only to see a small basket filled with blankets in there. Andy bent down and I picked up the basket. "Wow it's surprisingly heavy" I mumbled as Andy carried both me and the basket inside, closing the door behind us.

He put me down and I placed the basket on the counter. As Andy went to go get a glass of water I was really curious to see what was in the basket. As soon as I saw what was in there, I gasped jumping back. "ANDYYYYYY!" I yelled. He once again came into the kitchen. "What's up?" He asked. "It's a baby" I pointed at the blanket, looking Andy straight in the eyes. He frowned. "No. No you're joking" He told me, shaking his head. "Andy look at it! It's either a baby or a really human-like-alien!" I yelled. He furrowed his brows. "Babe.. A human-like-alien? You're really something.." He facepalmed. "Yeah well look at it! What're we going to do?" I asked him as I got closer to it again. I once again opened up the blankets only to see a little human being, nuzzled up in a safe roll of blankets. "Where-Where did it come from? Whose is it? Why did they leave it? It's so cute!" Andy suddenly shot me a bunch of questions. "I don't know.. Probably some couple that was just not ready for a baby and decided to drop it somewhere" I answered him. "And why must that be at ours?" he asked. I shrugged.

"Okay. We're gonna do this the right way. You search up a good adoption centre" I tell him. He looked at me weirdly. "The best" I corrected myself. "Why?" he asked, sounding confused.. "Oh well if you'd like I'd also wanna keep it" I said. His eyes widened. "I'm looking into it" He said, pulling out his phone. I nodded. "What're you going to do?" He asked me as he looked up from the scree . "I'm going to the store and buy some stuff that you need to take care of a baby" I told him. "And you're taking.. It?" He asked. "It?" I asked, making him nod. "We don't know if it's a boy or a girl now, do we?" He asked. I nodded. "Let's see" I said as I slowly grabbed the baby and held it up in my arms. I pulled its diaper a little and looked in, squealing as I looked back at him. "What is it?" He asked. "It's a girl!" he groaned. "A boy would've been awesome though!" He said. "But now we have our own little princess" I said, rocking the baby a bit. He stood up and smiled, looking at me. "I already have a little princess of my own. I don't need another" He told me, pinching my one cheek and kissing my head. "You're like my grandma" I said, playfully rolling my eyes.