58) GROUPCHAT

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it's marvel, bitch

you know who i am added serena gomez to the conversation.

you know who i am
Here ye, here ye
I hereby grant full Marvel
citizenship upon Serena Stan,
younger sister of Marvel's dearly
beloved Winter Soldier, better
known as Sebastian Stan.

serena gomez
What the fuck

katpiss
My response exactly

384
Oh god, I knew this would happen.
I just didn't think it'd happen so
soon.

scarlet bitch
What a warm welcome, Robert.

serena gomez
You guys have your own groupchat,
why am I not surprised?

bird man
Every iconic cast has an even more
iconic groupchat, Serena.

zen-bae-a
I haven't been here long and I hate
every one of you

chadstick
I'm gonna have to agree with Zendaya
on this one, you're all idiots

serena gomez
I also agree with Zendaya
And who the hell came up with
my name?

hems-not-worthy
That would be Thomas, my dear

penis parker
Guilty as charged

serena gomez
I can only assume Zendaya came up
with yours given what you've told me
about the movie so far

zen-bae-a
Guilty as charged

katpiss
Enough discussing names

captain underpants
It's time you know the real reason
we've added you to this chat,
Serena Stan

serena gomez
What? Besides the fact that I am now
part of the MCU family or the fact
that you guys just love me too much
to not put me in the chat?

captain underpants
Those are two very good points, but
I'm afraid that's not where I was headed

tic tac
We need to know which character
you're portraying

prattatouille
And we need to know now

johanssoff
Your pals Zendaya, Tom, and Robert
won't tell us anything

384
Oh my gosh
Someone kill me

serena gomez
I'm sorry, I can't tell you that

captain underpants
I will give you $1,000

katpiss
I'll double it

johanssoff
Hell, I'm richer than all of you
I'll triple it

serena gomez
As tempting as $3,000 sounds, I still
can't tell you. I signed a contract and
plan to remain true to that contract

bird man
Damn it

you know who i am
You're all losers
And you all owe me $100

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