forgive my goofy grins

chapter three

                                                            Dante's POV

Ouch! My head feels like it just went through a cement mixer!

I sat up to look at my surroundings and was greeted with the most delicuous smell I ever thought could exist.

"Oh good your awake." said a voice comming from the yummy smell. "Breakfast is almost ready. Well really its brunch I guess?"

"Where am I? And who are you?" I asked, still holding my pounding head.

"I'm Gwen Dracula, and your at my place." She answered.

Gwen Dracula?

Whoa! All in a flash the events of the night before came rushing back to me, and in my fear and surprise I jumped up and attempted to grab the first large thing I saw, only to me loseing my balance and my head begin to swim.

"Awwww!" I groaned falling back onto the couch.

"Ya you might want to not get up yet. Hows your head?" she asked.

"Are you going to eat me?!" I asked stamering.

"No." She said bluntly. "Besides, you wouldn't make a mouthful." she said, a devilish grin spreading on her face.

"Here. I made breakfast." She said ploping down a delicious looking plate in front of me.

"I'm not hungry!" I said.

"GRUMBLE!!!!!!!" Exclaimed my stomach.

"I think your stomach says otherwise. Now sit still while I explain. I'm sure your full of questions after seeing the events from last night, but I need you to contain yourself so you don't get the wrong idea." she said, pushing the plate of food towards me, giving off delicious smells. It looked pretty good as well, though as far as I know she could have posioned it.

She took a bite of the food on my plate, and I swear to god I could've hit her for touching that food. Wait. Why am I woried if she eats the food SHE poisened!?

"See, its not posioned." She said matter-of-factly. And holy shit she can read minds now!

"Now look. I'm a demon. And I hunt other demons who break the law and become REALLY BAD criminals. Not to brag and all but I guess you could say I'm an expert assasin. That happens to like the taste of flesh. Those lowlifes were going to eat you, but odviously I got to them first. You fainted mid meal and I caried you back here, bathed you, dressed your wounds and put you to bed." She explained. "Okay. Now you can ask questions." 

I don't know where to start? This all sounds like bullshit, but after what I saw I know its true.

"Why did you bring me back here? You could've left me lying in the street." I asked.

"I do have a heart you know! A demon heart, but a heart nontheless." She said looking fake shocked.

Then it hit me.

"You said you bathed me right?" I said gulping. "Does that mean you saw me naked?!" I asked genuenly embaresed.

"BAWHAAA HA HA!!!!!" she howled. "Thats what your answer to all that I've said?! Ya, and to be honest I didn't think of it that way until you mentioned it, though I still wouldn't have let you sayed covered in blood. Also after your done with those clothes, I would like them washed an returned to me."

I looked down and saw that I was wearing an oversized shirt that would fit anybody and sweat pants. Out of curiocity I looked down my pants only to find I wasn't wearing underwear. I could feel the blush burn on my face. I hope she didn't laugh at me again.

"Ya I didn't have any mens underwear so I thought you wouldn't mind going comando for a bit until I got you some new panties." She said with a cheeky grin spreading onto her face.

"Anyway eat up!" Its really quite good if I do say so myself." she announced pushing the plate towards me then leaving to go wash the dishes.

I took a bite and imediately my mouth was flooding with spectacular flavors and textures!

"Its so good!" I gasped.

"Well what were you expecting?" she says laughing.

                                                                      Gwen's POV

"Well about the whole demon thing, I think it would be best if you didn't tell anybody. Due tothe fact that if you do I will probably have to kill you. Also I'm going to run to the mall to get you some clothes."

"Why?" He asks looking very confused. "I'm not staying long."

"Ya but you'll be staying here frequentally because of what we just discussed, so I thought you might want some 'boy' clothes."

"Oh..." He trails. "So its just going to be you and me?" He asks embaressed.

This boy is just to much, he thinks of all the stupidest things! I just told him I was a demon and he's getting all girly on me!

"Well I'll see you in a bit!" I call out as I'm going out the door.