GWEN POV
"Where are you going?" asked Dante.
"I just need to make a quick errand. Take my car and wait for me back at my place." I replied, kissing him on the cheek. His face beamed at this decloration. He looks like a puppy who just got his first dog treat, so cute!
"K, got it." He said trying to sound macho to no prevail.
I laughed, "See you soon!"
I waved to him until he drove off. And man that was fucking forever! He sure takes his sweet time on warming up the engine. Nevermind I think we all know its because I'm just too dang attractive to leave, if I do say so myself. Now to take care of some business.
I walked around until I found the school gym. Were they hiding the fucker from outer space?! Its right at the back of the fucking school! They should've givin' me a map along with the note.
"You sure took your sweet time in getting here!" said quite posibly the most annoying voice in this god given world. "Your going to pay for keeping us waiting."
"Ya? well thats your fault, it took me forever to find this place! please include a map next time."
She scowled "there wont be a 'next time' bitch! you humiliated me and now its time to pay the piper."
"Pay the piper? really? man you are lame!" I said scofing at her expression. It was twisted in a way that attempted to try and avert peoples gaze from that very ugly bruise on her face.
"Don't look down on me! get her boys!" 6 or 7 jocks all rushed at me at once, then colapsed to the ground at my feet. "Get up you worthless slugs! How did you miss?!" she screached.
I snickered at her stupidity. She thought she could beat me with a couple of jocks?! not likely. just who does she think she's dealing with? I get defeated by this? and I might as well die from the humiliation.
I struted over to her and slaped her accross the face, sending her to the filthy sweat absorbed floor.
"You think you can beat me with some oversized pigs?! you insult me to even think that!" I spat.
"Get her!" she yelled at the pile of pork on the floor.
They got up and rushed at me, which I expertly doged, sending them down in stinking pile on top of her.
"I hope you know you just declared war against me? you really don't know who your dealling with. You talk big, but in the end, your only human."
I turned around and went to join my bundle of joy named Dante.
DANTE POV
I was curled up on her couch watching BECK, which had some great songs in it! I looked towards the door again. When is she comeing back? I kind of feel lonely in this big house all by myself.
Just then I heard the door open, "Honey I'm home!" called the best fucking noise on this planet. That right Gwen was home.
"Welcome home!" I said jumping into her arms. I really honestly missed her and I wasn't afraid to show it.
"Arn't you cute!" She said pating my head and wraping her arm around me. "Didya miss me?"
"Yes..." I mumbled through boobs.
She smiled, picking me up and curled around me on the couch.
"BECK, nice choice! Whos your favorite? mine's Reuskea."
"Kowyuki."
She griped me even tighter and kissed my cheek. "Your too cute!"
"Don't call me cute!" I said blushing "I'm hot."
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HumorNot just your average boy meets girl cliche bullshit. When this uncharacteristically weak boy meets this demon girl what will he do? (Tell you what he won't do, he won't not piss his pants.) Things get very alkward when things start to get (very) ho...