forgive my goofy grins

Chapter seven

DANTE POV

"Why did you kiss me in front of my mother?!"

"How else was she going to believe me? I bet I'm your first.

I'm also willing to bet that our first kiss was your first kiss."

Damn, she was right. I'm not very popular with the ladies. Or anyone else for that matter. I've never actually even had a best friend. Its quite sad really.

And yes. That was my first kiss. Shame.

I can feel the blush creeping through my face.

"Aha, so I was right!"

Damn, she looks so freaking pleased with herself.

"Well in any case, I thought I did a pretty good job." She smiles sweetly at me.

I guess you really can't judge a book by its cover, as the saying goes. Yep, a demon assasion with a heap of scars and tatoos on her who is rich and has a really cool house, is secretly caring and cool.

"So how are you going with all this weirdness?"

Funny, she keeps careing. Looking at her appearence you wouldn't think she would give a shit.

But I still don't know how to answer this question, its too much to process in such little time.

"I don't kn-" she stops my words with a kiss.

Mmm she tastes delicious!

Not wanting to let go I grab her arm deepening the intimicy.

"I don't think you would want to do it in a car for your first time?" she said breaking free of my grasp easily.

"No come back.." I moan. Wait did I just moan?! What is this girl doing to me!? Though I do want to continue...

"We're here." She whispers giving me a light peck before exiting the car.

"Damn..." I curse.

"Don't look so sad! we'll get home soon after." She said smileing cruely. "I'll cook you something delicioussssss!"

That got me excited. What? Her cooking was to die for! Almost literally!

Looking at the big sign that said BUCHER with blood dripping down the letters was kind of creepy. The doors were black, you couldn't see anything inside.

"They don't have dead bodies in there do they?" my voice trembled.

Silence is all I got from her.

OMFG there are dead bodies in there!

"Ding ding."

"Hey anybody home?" Gwen called into the shop.

A hairy giant stomped up some stairs. He was bald, huge, had tatoos over every inch of his body and was very intimidating. He wore an apron that was caked in blood and some chunks of flesh still hanging from the apron.

"Hey Gwen! Hav'nt seen you for awhile! howva been?!" Said the bloody giant.

"Hey Boris we should get a bite sometime, its been ages! My business is booming as of late so I've been busy." Glancing at me she said "this is Dante."

Boris stuck out a bloody hand.

"Nice to meet you, any friend of Gwen is a friend of mine, so now we can be best buds!" The beast smiled broadly, showing bloodstained teeth.

"Its nice to meet you." I said politely.

Hearing this he crasped my hand and shook it roughly.

Eww, now I got dirty hands.