forgive my goofy grins

chapter two

Dante's POV

How did I get in this situation? first I compleatly embaress myself by doing something I'm trying really hard to forget, then get saved by the most unlikely person I could think of. And when I went to get myself cleaned up I seriously thought she was going to rape me! And to redeem herself she starts pating me like a cat! (not unpleasent at all.)

Now somehow I ended up asking her to lunch at the spur of the moment.It just poped out of my mouth, and the look on her face was that of pure astonashment! Right now were walking to a quiet spot to eat lunch.

"So where are we going? she asks.

"To the atic. Its really quiet up there, so nobody will see us." I said, then thought twice."Probably."

She smirked for a second then thrust her hand out smacking the wall just beside me head with her palm.Her face was twisted in discust.

"Don't look so scared!" she said with an impish grin on her face."Its only a bug.A filthy discusting bug."

She removed her hand showing me the contents of the squished insects insides. It kind of looked like a spider but I wasn't sure. It was to disaranged that I couldn't idantify it.

"What was it?" I asked.

"A red back spider." she said wiping her hand clean of all its guts.

"Those things are deadly posioness you know! if that bit you, you'd probabely have to go to the hospital!" I said huffy.

She sighed."It was because it was posiones that I killed it.Now it can't hurt anyone." she answered mater-of-factly.

But I had to admit I did see logic in that, so I just said "come on, were almost there."

Gwens POV

He pointed to a door outlined with darkness.

"Its just through there." he said, taking my hand and leading me through the opening to a dark room.

"This is the attic, where I usually have lunch to get away from all the hazards." He said flipping on a light.

"Its also where I come to study, when I'm not doing it at the library or home.Feel free to come whenever you like."

"Thanks." I said, gratful to already have a dark, quiet place to stay so early in the game.

I sat down geting my lunch out.I might have packed too much.I thought until I caught a whiff of Dantes food.

It smelled absolutely revolting!

"What is that!" I asked in discust.

"Its my moms shove-whatevers-in-the-frigde specialty. "He said crincleing his nose in disgust.

"Smells nice doesn't it?" He asked sarcastically.

I couldn't stand that smell anymore so I got up, snached his sandwich, and threw it out the window.

"Hey whydja do that!?" he demanded.

And in answer I said "I wouldn't want to be the poor sod that atrocsity lands on!" I laughed, dusting off my hands as if I just rid the world of a plauge. Which was very close to the truth now that I think about it.

Siting down again I said, "take whatever you want from mine. I can't have you starving to death."

About to refuse, his stomach answered for him "Gurgle." So blushing he obeyed our orders and took a bite.

"This is really good!" he said surprised.Though I don't know why he would be.

"Your moms a really good cook!" he said beaming.

I forced on a smile."No I made this myself, though I'm glad you like it.If you like I can continue making lunches for you? We don't want you to get food posioning from eating more of those monstrositys!" I said laughing.

"No I couldn't-"

"Don't worry about it!" I said cutting him off.

"Cooking is my speciality! I enjoy doing it. Just wait until tomorrow, I'll cook you the most delicious lunch you've ever seen!" I said, now enthusiastic.

"Well if you don't mind making them then I don't mind eating them." he said greatfully.

Gwen's POV

'What're you looking at?' I thought as a couple children stared at me from their mothers shopping carts. I gave them a glare that meant Stop bloody stareing at me!, its creepy not to mention rude! I guess they took it to heart because two of them started crying.

"Sigh." I really don't know what to do with these human babies. Demon babies are much more obedeant to their guardians.

Then I smelled it. The criminals I was hunting for about 3 hours, give or take. Anyway, they're here! I heard my stomach rumble when it got the news that it was going to have a meal soon. I was hungry. Sometimes human food just dosn't cut it. The pulsing blood and fresh meat of the living was another thing altogether.

I followed the scent quickly and almost ran into a very hairy man who looked like he was about to say something, but then thought otherwise when he saw my face. I would have laughed if he ran away, but I didn't stick around to look.

"Stay away! I don't have any money!" Said the victim

"We don't want your money, but if you hold still it won't hurt as much when we e-!"

I cut him off from saying anything else by very messily riping his mouth off. So there was just blootshot eyes and a bloody cavern under them.

"You bitch!" Was his friends last words, before I gauged his heart out of his chest, still beating.

"All this exitment is delicious!" I cackled, "Show me more!" I said to the last one who had a gun pointed in my direction.

"FUCK YOU!" He screamed when he shot me so many times there were no more bullets.

'Lets play dead and see what he does.' I thought.

"Is it dead?" Asked the last one to nobody in particular.

"Yes its dead!" he declared with a smile on his face.

Well I guess he's had his fun. Time to clean up. Creeping up behind him I whispered

"Don't just decide that yourself without even looking at the body!"

Then I ripped him in two. For a second he stared at his other half in fear and complete shock, like he didn't know how it got there.

"Time to end you." I said. Then crushed his skull along with all the juicy things in there with the heel of my boot.

"Well, time to eat!" I declared hapily, then started chomping on an arm. The taste was not the best I've tasted but much better than the human food I've been living on. My teeth slice through his flesh like butter. Butter with a whole lotta blood spurting out of it.

"Um are you Gwen Dracula?" said an intrusive voice. And because of that I didn't bother listening and kept on greedily and messily consuming my meal.(With great sound effects I might add.) There was alot of crunching and slurping, I was quite enjoying myself until something hit me upside the head! then screamed

"For the love of god! Would you stop that!" Turning around I greeted the imperic asshole with a growl.

"What are you doing!" he screamed through tears.

Wait. Didn't I know this human? I thought through the faces I knew. Then it hit me.

"Oh shit." I said to nobody in particular. It was Dante Colt from today, the wimpy crybaby! Fuck! how am I going to explain this to him? Wait I've got it!

But I didn't get the chance to experiment this because the fucker fainted.

Shit. And I didn't get to say my speech. I thought it sounded pretty good in my head. Looking at his body laying on the cold unforgiving ground and felt a tinge of regret for leting him have seen such a horrible sight to the human eyes.

I guess I'll have to take him home with me tonight I thought.

After I finish my meal.