Bread Of Mormon: Rants 3

I'd like to tell y'all a story

So today my family and I were eating our lunch and some shit show was on the tv. There was some segment on apples and I was drinking fizzy apple juice coincidentally. This man showed this couple this apple tree and said "this is our family tree" and the camera zoomed in really quickly on a red apple and I spat my apple juice out in laughter. I was laughing really hard and my family looked at me like I was mad.  I finally got the chance to talk and i said
"Is his whole family apples then! Hes got a granny smith huh?" And started laughing harder and my dad stared at my mum like 'how is THIS my child'

Bout two minutes later they were making apple juice and the man of said couple was like "YOU CAN SMELL APPLE!!"
and my dad went "well its hardly gonna smell like plums is it love?" Andi snorted laughing.