So my cousin just called our cat a dog.
But y'know, I love it when small kids identify all quadrupedal animals they see as "doggy!"
It reminds me of the time Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, "bEHOLD A MAN"
Ahh, ancient Greeks, the original shitposters--
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1989 | Rants
De Todo❝ September 1st, 1989. Dear Diary: I believe I'm a good person. ❞ In which a salty libra with a dark sense of humour rants & misquotes greek gods because why not? ❝ Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count. ❞
