Mission Impossible: BTS

Chapter 13: Shit... what just happened?

"We are BTS, and we are on a secret mission."

Woozi just sat there and stared at us quietly, as if he was waiting us to say "Sike! Tricked ya!" or something along that line. When we didn't, he giggled to himself, which slowly turned into a full out ROFL-laugh.

We gave each other looks; we were half-convinced that Woozi had gone completely nuts. Maybe he got hit on the head way too many times.

His laughter slowed down to a hiccup and he wiped a tear from his eye. He sighed contently then smiled at us. "That was a good laugh, I haven't laughed like that in years! So anyways, what is it that I can't know?" he asked again.

Jungkook tightly sealed his lips as he stared hard at the short boy. Jin straightened his tie and smoothed his hair back then with a sigh, repeated his words.

Woozi turned to look at me. "You're all kidding right? This.. this is some kind of joke to prank me or something? How did you even get the school nurse to get on board with this? That's awesome!" his lips were smiling, but his eyes were full of uncertainty.

I shook my head. "We're not joking, Woozi. We really are- " I started, but Jungkook cut me off. "- We really are pranking you! HAHAHA you fell for it! Oh gosh, you should have seen the look on your eyes- PRICELESS!!!" his laugh was obviously exaggerated and my eyebrows scrunched together in confusion.

What was he going on about now?

Woozi looked the most confused out of all of us. "Haha.. yeah I guess you guys did trick me! But didn't you mention something about BTS? What is that, a club?" he asked, still not fully convinced.

Jungkook patted his shoulder as if he was an adult dealing with a small kid. "Yeah, it's actually a band only for cool people who can sing, rap, and dance. BTS stands for Big Time Slow; Jin here is a huge fan of the group Big Time Rush, so we decided to follow their steps but changed the name a bit. Isn't it cool? And we are sort of nerds so we like to pretend like we are secret spies and super heroes. You should meet Taehyung, he's the best cosplayer I know; one time, he dressed up as Kaneki from an anime and everybody went nuts. Now come on, let's go get some chicken. I COULD KILL FOR SOME FRIED CHICKEN RIGHT NOW" he blabbered nonsense as he shooed us out of Jin's office and led the way to the cafeteria.

Okay... that was the longest string of sentences I've heard Jungkook speak... like ever. Wtf was he planning?

We clamored into the crowded cafeteria and weaved through the students. When I saw Woozi head towards the lunch line, I took a hold of Jungkook's arm and glanced at Woozi.

"Hey Woozi, Jungkook and I really need to go pee, so we will be back, alright? Save some chicken for us!" I yelled over my shoulder as I started to drag Jungkook behind me.

"Huh? Uh.. okay?" he stammered, clearly confused.

I marched over to the bathroom and kicked open the door. The door made a huge bang as it hit the wall and revealed a guy standing facing the urinal and he swiveled his head in shock as our eyes met.

Shit, I forgot this school was an all-boys school; of course there are guys in the bathroom, you idiot...

"Uh... You can go do your... business.." I awkwardly drawled out and the guy nodded back just as awkwardly and turned around.

I sighed and turned to Jungkook, pinning my hand next to his head. "Okay, spill it. What the fuck is going-" I growled.

*Pisss*

"....... What the fuck is goi-"

*Pissssssss*  

"........going on-"

*Pissssssssssssssss*  

"GOD DAMMIT, I'M TRYING TO HOLD A CONVERSATION HERE! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO PEE? DID YOUR MOM TEACH YOU TO PEE THAT LONG? JESUS CHRIST!" I screamed at the poor guy who was only trying to empty his bladder.

*drip..... drip..........................drip*

The guy looked back at us with tears in his eyes and silently zipped up his zipper. As he passed by, he whispered, "No, my mother passed away from cancer when I was 3..." and then ran out the door, crying hysterically.

"Okay.... I hope the Grim Reaper gets you for that. You made fun of his dead mom and his bladder at the same time. Shame on you." Jungkook chastised, pointing his index finger at me.

I swatted his finger away and ignored his comment. "As I was saying, what is going on? Why did you make up an undeniably stupid story and lie to Woozi? I thought we had agreed to tell him?" I crossed my arms and stared directly into his eyes.

"No, YOU and Jin decided. I didn't. I don't know if you trust Woozi enough to tell him our secret, but I don't. He seems like the type of person that will back stab people." he retorted.

My eyes flashed with anger. "The type of person that will back stab people? How would you know? You don't know Woozi like I do, you're just jealous." 

Jungkook paused, but his eyes burned like fire. "Jealous? How?" he gritted out while his face remained neutral.

"You think I haven't noticed? You're noticeably meaner to him than anyone else. You get mad when I get close to him. You're jealous because I'm spending time with him instead of you. You're just jealous that you lost your practice partner." I shrugged.

Jungkook laughed, but it wasn't his usual cheery laugh. It was dark and deep, but somehow I was entranced by it. Suddenly, I felt my body swivel around and a split second later, I was the one who was pinned to the wall.

He moved closer to my body until my nose was touching his hard pecs. I could smell his cologne and my breath hitched. He leaned down next to my ear and whispered, "Oh you're wrong, Sia. For someone who's a good secret agent, you're not good at reading people. I'm not jealous for that reason, sweetheart. Take some more time and think about it, huh?" He lightly pecked my cheek and left.

I stood there, breathing hard as I tried to bring my heartbeat down.

Shit.. what just happened?

A/N- hey guys, thank you so much for reading this book! tell me if you guys are enjoying it or would like to see something happen in the future. sending loves <3 :)