Window Pain

Cadet Levi

There are many galaxies that exist in the vast terrain of space. In those galaxies lie planets alike to the one that Cadet (Name) and Corporal Levi live in and the one that you live in. These planets, because they are so similar to each other, are known to the outside world as "parallel universes."

In one of these planets lives a Corporal (Name) (Last Name). She is fearless, powerful, and intelligent beyond any of the normal standards, and due to this, she is labeled as "Humanity's Strongest." Many people find her to be quite beautiful. One of these people is Cadet Levi Ackerman. But she doesn't seem to care.

Now, I present to you:

Modified Alternate Universe

~*~

"Oh, (Name), darling!" Levi called from across the cafeteria. The girl looked up from the papers she was working on and glared fiercely at the boy that was strolling over to her. "I have a present for you!" He pulled a rose from behind his back and offered it to her with a slight bow.

"Cadet Ackerman! How many times do I have to remind you that I don't want your gifts?" Corporal (Name) hissed. She ignored his sad attempt to catch her eye until he placed it on the table next to her plate. The girl looked up at him with as much hatred as she could muster. She was greeted by an innocent smile.

"Do you like it, my love? I picked it just for you! It took me hours to try and find one to match your beauty, but none were as lovely as you!" He oozed of honey and sweetness. Corporal (Name) gave him a look that signaled disbelief. He showed her his hands to prove his efforts. They were covered in swelling cuts.

Serves him right for choosing something with thorns. Corporal (Name) grimaced at the new injuries. She picked up the flower and tossed it as far across the room as she could. It was a clear sign of disinterest as Corporal (Name) didn't need one of her better soldiers hurting himself for nothing.

"Go wash your hands, idiot," she ordered. "And don't come near me for the rest of the day." She signed her name on one of the papers that she completed and added them to the 'finished' pile. Corporal (Name) didn't dare to look up at the dejected face of one of her cadets. He would only further annoy her. "What are you waiting for? Leave my sight!"

"I'm waiting for a kiss," Levi answered.

Corporal (Name) was getting more and more annoyed. "Listen, you imbecilic idiot! I don't care if you gave me a million roses! I wouldn't give you a kiss for any one of them! Go wash your hands before you give me AIDS!" She looked up at him in utter fury. He didn't seem to be affected in any way.

"Just one? Please? I'm begging you! It would only take a second and I'll never bother you again!" He bargained desperately. His superior sighed heavily, stood up from her seat, and took long strides over to him. She stared him down, attempting to summon a bolt of lightning to strike him.

Corporal (Name) lifted her palm to her lips and kissed it hastily. She then lifted up her arm and slapped him across the face. The cadet was thrown to the ground dramatically and kicked away by his superior. "There! There's your kiss! I expect to never see your face again, you disgraceful idiot!" Corporal (Name) growled.

Little did she know that he would treasure that moment forever.

~*~

"My gorgeous (Name)! Take me by the hand and allow us to dance the night away!" The said girl's skin began to boil already. Corporal (Name) could hear his footsteps trailing behind her own and she wasted no time in swinging her leg around and buckling his knees. He fell to the ground in the most amusing fashion.

Corporal (Name) turned back around to face the newer cadets that she was instructing. "Cadets, I feel as though this is an appropriate time to demonstrate a Butterfly Suplex. Watch carefully because I'll probably break this guy's back."