One-Shots from The Bird Who Wouldn't Sing

Ever heard of privacy?

Batman and the Flash kept getting complaints from all their fellow heroes! At first, it was just two or three complaints. They laughed it off, (Batman did inwardly) thinking it was just their pure bad luck. Then, they realized the complaints multiplied each month. Before they knew it, they got a bunch of complaints daily!

The Flash remembered when he received his first complaint from one of his fellow heroes.

*Flashback* (Pun Intended)

The Flash was eating a strawberry frosted donut as he walked through the Watchtower. Wonder Woman approached him with shock written on her face. The Amazonian then snapped out of her daze and asked him if Wally knew how to operate a lock. Before he could answer, she told him that she walked in on KF and Robin's little "moment."

Sure it was cute but Wonder Woman complained about how much "fluff" she could take.

The Flash had no idea what "fluff" meant!

*Flashback End*

The complaints had started with that to the most recent; Green Lantern had ran past them screaming about burnt eyeballs!

Batman hadn't really been the one to hear those complaints from the other heroes but the Flash did, meaning the Flash complained about the complaints to him.

The speedster knew that Batman thought it wasn't an important, life threatening issue. Batman thought Robin was responsible enough. (Though he still has his Daddy!Bats moments)

Batman was tired of hearing those the other man's complaints!

After hearing another complaint about the complaints from the Flash, it was the last straw! He stormed away to find Wally and Robin. He headed towards the zeta beams; the ones leading to the YJ cave. Right as he materialized at the cave entrance, he rushed towards the "living room" of the cave. What he saw made him turn towards the zeta beams again, with a new understanding of how the other heroes must've felt.

Robin had stopped making out with Wally and looked around.
"Did you hear something? I thought I heard the zeta beam recognition." (He signed)
Wally just shook his head and they continued with their previous activities.

Batman spent the next few nights tinkering with his tools, looking for a way to somehow build a machine, with Martian Manhunter's help, that would warn everyone if the couple needed alone time. Obviously, the lovebirds didn't care and wouldn't be moving somewhere more private anytime soon. The machine has yet to be built as of today.