more-than-a-skirtsent a photoset "one two i'm coming for you"
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aussie-blondssie
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"What do you actually plan on doing? This makes no sense to any of us."
"Truthfully, it makes no sense to me either but I know it'll hurt Lachlan so why not try?"
"Try what?"
"The only person Lachlan is really afraid of is his mother. His mom always thought I was a girl so I'm gonna play this up and have a cry fest with her and hopefully she'll straighten Lachlan out. Maybe I'll even get to watch him shit himself. Either way it seems dull, but it's great revenge. Also, his mom actually runs a hotline for cyber bullying so this makes it even better."
"You're fucking insane."
"Still worth a shot though. And besides, I look peng."
"You should totally go to the jail and post bail dressed like this. They'll give you a discount and give you the key. Probably even bow down to you."
I punch Sarah on her shoulder and we both dissolve into giggles.
