~Leata~
"What if I forget my vows?! What if I trip walking down the isle?! What if I freak out and throw up all over Paul's shoes?!" Marie word vomits nervously as she frantically panics fifteen minutes before having to walk down the isle.
"Alright, someone slap her." I say, leaning against the wall with my arms crossed.
"Oh my god, what if I throw up on Paul's shoes, slip in my own vomit and slap the bible man on my way down?!"
"Nice job, Lee." Annie glares at me, making me shrug.
"Honey, the bible man is called the Priest." Harmony corrects Marie.
"Yeah, and the bible man won't get slapped if you don't panic, throw up, and slip in it." Rose tells her, making her panic even more.
I roll my eyes at my cousins/sisters and Annie before walking over and crouching next to Marie, who is sitting on a chair in front of the dressing table.
"Look, Marie, you and Paul have literally been together since you were seven, alright." I start. "He loves you. Everything is going to be alright. You will not forget your vows. You will not trip on your way down the isle. And will definitely not throw up on Paul's shoes, slip in your own vomit and slap bible man on the way down. Everything is going to be perfect and soon enough, you and Paul are going to be going at it like rabbits in a five-star hotel room in Tahiti."
"Thanks, Lee." Marie pulls me into a tight hug before letting me go. "Although that last part wasn't needed."
I smile cheekily. "Would it be a motivational speech by Lee if it wasn't?"
"True." Marie giggles.
"Marie, it's time." Marie and Annie's father appears in the doorway.
*~*
"Lee, everything is going wrong!" Paul quietly shouts to me as we wait for Marie to walk down the isle.
"Chill, Paul." I shush him. "What happened?"
"The singer cancelled on us last minute." He panics. "He said he got his foot stuck in a bear."
"A be--I'm not even going to ask." I shake my head.
"I need you to fill in for him."
"Oh sure--wait what?!" I whisper shout at him.
"Please, Lee! I want this day to be perfect for Marie."
I sigh. "Fine."
"Thank you, Lee." He says gratefully before grabbing a microphone from nearby. "Give it up for Leata Hale, who is going to be singing a song from me to my beautiful bride, Marie."
I look at my brothers and Blake. Ryder gives a thumbs up, a supportive smile on his face. Blake give me a small smile. An Tyler?
"Yeah, Lee! That's my baby sister! Woo hoo!" He cheers, jumping around.
I step up to the mic and take a deep breath before I start singing.
"It's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go oh oh oh,
No one will know oh oh oh,
Oh, come on, girl.
Who cares if we're trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow oh oh oh,
Shots of patron,
And it's on, girl.
Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.
Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
I'll go get a ring let the choir bells sing like oooh,
So what you wanna do?
Let's just run girl.
If we wake up and you wanna break up that's cool.
No, I won't blame you;
It was fun, girl.
Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.
Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Just say I doooooo-ooo uhu,
Tell me right now baby,
Tell me right now baby, baby.
Just say I doooooo-ooo uhu,
Tell me right now baby,
Tell me right now baby, baby.
Oh, it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you."
Everyone claps and cheers as I finish.
I grin widely as Tyler and Ryder engulf me in a hug.
"I just became Bruno Mars for five minutes. Better cross that off my bucket list."
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