It was your birthday, and Tom and Tord were competing to see who could get you the best present.
You went out with your friends all day water skiing, petting random dogs, eating, petting more dogs- it gave Tom and Tord a lot of time to plan.
You finally came home late, only to be greeted by Matt and Edd holding a cake.
"Happy birthday, Y/n!" Matt cheered.
You could tell Edd and Matt made this cake. They were covered in batter and so was the kitchen.
"Sorry about the mess, we'll clean it up." Edd smiled at you.
You hugged them, careful not to ruin the cake.
"I love it guys, thanks."
You sat down with them and ate cake together.
"Where are Tom and Tord?" You asked.
Matt shrugged.
"I don't know." Edd said.
"I'll bring them cake." You sat up and grabbed 2 pieces. Then, you walked down the hall and knocked on Tom's door.
No answer, he must be sleeping.
You were now sad.
You walked in to leave a piece on his bedside table.
"Oh hey Y/n." Tom said casually.
You screamed.
Tom was standing there over Tord's dead body holding a gun.
"I got rid of him for you." Tom smiled.
"Y/n! We heard you scream and-"
BANG!
Tom shot Matt.
You were speechless.
Edd walked in, he got shot too.
"T-Tom...?" You shivered.
"Yes, Princess?"
"Faravel, fucker." You smirked
"Wha-"
You smashed Susan against his jaw.
"FUCK!" He screamed and fell to the ground, holding the side of his face.
You used this time to run to your room and grab your mini-gun.
Tom ran into your room, gun in hand.
"This is too easy." You smiled at him and fired.
He fell to the ground, lifeless.
"Best birthday ever." You smiled and asked Siri how to hide a body.
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I wanna live-stream on YouTube sometime but I don't know what to do in it :000
