Requested by: Isolation_101
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It was all Paul's fault.
He knew you had the biggest crush on Red Leader, and he thought he'd try to make it happen.
So, here you are, stuck in a box barely big enough to fit a few medium sized dogs. The box was conveniently placed in Red's office, awaiting his arrival.
You perked up as you heard the sound of a door opening, accompanied by footsteps walking up to the box.
"The hell is this?" the voice whispered.
You automatically knew who it was by the accent.
Red opened the box, almost jumping when he saw you.
"W-What the f-fuck?!" He stuttered.
"It's a sweater to represent my love for you!" You cheered and held up the matching sweater.
"What's it made of...?"
"Pat's hair."
Red Leader grew confused. "But I just passed by Patryk in the hallway! He isnt missing any on the hair on his head-"
You smirked, "Exactly."
Red threw up a gun and shot you.
