Lalalalala
ooh, a can
SHOVE
lalalalala
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Real story ↓
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You worked for the Red Army (oooh)
And you worked with Paul (00000H)
And one day, you snuck in to his room
and
shaved his eyebrows.
he woke up and cried.
then killed himself.
Shortly after, you glued his eyebrows onto yours, quit the Red Army, and became the Eyebrow Empress.
Good job.
