Senju Gone Uchiha! (Naruto)

Prolouge

Third POV

You know that feeling where you are all covered in the warmest blankets ever, never wanting to leave. But then you have to pee?

Senju Hashirama knew that feeling all to well. Mostly when he was doing paperwork. Damn paperwork.

The devils thing.

Now. Hashirama had a lot of things wrong in his mind, mostly things he thought were good.

Befriending the Uchiha. Check.

Making a village. Check.

Being covered head to toe in slime that was stranging comferting. Check.

Hashirama tried to open his eyes but they were chakra sealed, making him get ansty. His body was slowly being pulled, like tugged. It hurt but at the same time felt nice.

"Push!"

Now that shocked the Senju. His mind went into a whirl.

'Push!? Push!? Is someone getting hung? Is it Madara!? Oh Kami, I hope its not Tobirama and Mito finding out I got Tsunade into betting!'

Wait. Hashirama was beaten years ago for that. The last thing he remembered was being on his death bed, saying goodbye to everyone with a smile.

"Push Yuri! Push!" A scream filled Hashirama's ears as he let out a scream, something was crushing and pushing him towards a bright light.

'Not again!' Was Hashirama's first though, he thought he was going through death again but he was far from wrong.

Hashirama screamed as cold air hit him, making him shiver. Sounds filled his ears as people bustled around, all with black or dark blue hair.

'Uchiha?.. Nara? Or a few Senju?'

"Well done Uchiha-Sama."

Uchiha.

Hashirama turned his small head around, testing his body. His body was sore, stiff and cold. Large, warm arms took him and craddled him, making him feel warmth.

"Mika... Uchiha Mika..." A warm and kind voice whispered as Hashirama snuggled into the warmth, nudging his head into a chest.

Hashirama let a small grunt out, prying his eyes open. Light blinded him as he adjusted, above him was a woman.

Her long, navy blue hair was spilling out her shoulders, some covering her beautiful face. She had high cheek bones and a button nose, natural pouty lips. Her eyes were a deep dark green, almost a black.

Hashirama was stunned. Was he just reborn? Was a he an Uchiha? Was his name now Uchiha Mika?

Hashirama paused.

WAS HE A GIRL!?