Writer Problems

6. Completion

writer: ok just let me open wattpad real quick so i can update my three chapter book that i haven't looked at in 7 months 

le opens wattpad

le clicks on un published book

le ignores new story button 

new story: come on baby! arent you tired of that no views, unfinished hag? lemme show you something that you'll probably forget in two weeks

writer: no new story. This story i have here is gonna be a hit with other readers. I must finish it...

new story: oh come on! you can do that later.....but what i have in store wont be up for longg~ drags mouse to her come on baby. Just one click

writer: but...but.....my unfinished story. i have a great idea for the next couple chapters and i have so much plans for this and-

new story: -ive got tangerines 

writer: 

new story: :-)

writer: fine! just one chapter!

~seven chapters later~

writer: whats the meaning of dedication again?

novel: lets a tear slip