Writer: busy writing a story in her writing book
Drops pen
Writer: Oh shoot! Tries to catch pen mid air
Pen lands on the clicker and the point jabs a new breathing hole in the middle of writer's hand
Writer: Wh-....w-w-.....why...would you ....do this to me..... we had a relationship, a child in need of writing.....why?....
Blue Pen: I'm sorry owner, but, our relationship...just..isnt....healthy and that child we created ...cannot be finished with me
Writer: oh pen you betrayed me!you betrayed us, you killed my baby!!!
Blue Pen: I'm sorry my love, I've lost too much ink as it is! I must leave you forever
Falls to the floor and rolls off to wherever pens go when I lose them....I dunno? Maybe they find a octopus bar or something.
Writer: Goodbye my love, I will remember you...
Normal person that was watching this entire time:......wtf....
Writer's best friend slaps a bandaid over there hole in the writer's heart- I mean, hand and hands her a purple inked pen without showing a single emotion because this happens every two hours
Writer looks at best friend : you're going to be my new main character in this story!!! Isn't that awesome oh great, kind, incrediby strong, wondeful, rich-
BFF: just give me back the pen when your done
Writer never gave back the pen
YOU ARE READING
Writer Problems
HumorThe title says it all. This book is mostly for laughs please do not get offended its all jokes and fun here. please do not be afraid to comment!
