Writer during the day
Writer: Alrighty I have a clear schedule so I have all the time today to work on this story.😄 Yo ideas start talking
Ideas: Farts
Writer: Dude what the what was that?!
Ideas: sorry man its the tangerines. Eats tangerine I set them last night for the plot bunnies but they randomly went missing and I didn't end up catching any bunnies
Writer: 😑
*two weeks later at 4AM writer prepares for death by unfashionable Satan
Writer: Alrighty then Ive got two projects,a science test, 3 homeworks i havent started yet, divorce papers to fill out, a baby to deliver AND I need to practice my guitar for tomorrow's big performance.
And all I have to do is complete all of that in four hours. Okie leggo Yus! No distractions
Ideas : Pssst
Writer : ignores
Ideas: psssssssst!
Writer : eye twitches
Ideas : Yo NEW STORY! YOU DEAF OR SOME'M?! I SAID PSSSSSSSST!!!!
Writer: WHAAAAATTTT??!!!!!!
Ideas: Throws Plot bunnies at writers face
Writer: it's four am and I have a test in a couple hours....
Ideas: Well YOU tell the bunnies that takes cover
Writer: gets mawled by plot bunnies who made writer their female dog( kids read this man) and writer was last seen burning lead in her notebook.
After test
Test paper : question : how can sunlight have a bad effect on humans? Writer's answer the "sunlight"can be the what Alex calls his sister Veronica and his girlfriend Patrica overhears this, misunderstands and our "Alectrica" ship breaks up and causes a lot of heart strings to be pulled while alex trys to get her back. SUNLIGHT RUINS LOVE AND HUMANITY!! P.S read my book to learn more about Patrica and Alex on wattpad my name is XxLost_In_TimexX Its name is I line read, comment and like!
Writer gets 0 on test....
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Writer Problems
HumorThe title says it all. This book is mostly for laughs please do not get offended its all jokes and fun here. please do not be afraid to comment!
