1)Why I'm In Naruto?(KakashiXReader) 2)Come Back Home[S]

◀Can You Help, Old Man▶

YOUR POV
It's been 1 years or more?? I walk passing all well almost all of the akatsuki members. Standing in front the door of Tobi room. Knocking the door three times, open the door and peek a little. "Tobi? Are you awake?" I called asked. I see Tobi is sitting on the floor, rubbed his eyes.. Actually~ Not his eyes but his mask. Hahah.. Awkward!!! But why he's sitting on the floor?

Why not on his bed? Just forget it.. that's not my problem~ Checking the hallway, nobody was there. Walk to where Tobi was and sit in front him. He titled his head, I jump and hug him. He looks confused and I laugh nervously, sit on his lap. "Tobi, can you help me?" I ask. "TOBI WILL HELP (Y/N) ANYTHING!! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!" I cover his mouth... Err... Mask?

"Shh... Tobi!! be quite!! (Y/N) didn't want anyone hear about this!!" I whisper-yell. "Okay.. Okay.. Tobi is a good boy." I sweatdrop. "First, (Y/N) want Tobi stop acting. I know it's you, Madara... or Obito? I still confuse between this character of your." I whispered to his ear. "Second, can you teach me how to fight, control my chakra and jutsu?"

​​​​​​*FLASHBACK*

​​​​​3 or 4 days ago... I walked around at the Akatsuki training ground with my laptop. All the Akatsuki go to their missions and Ku and Shi are sleep, so I'm all alone. Watching Naruto again, the part when Sasuke used his fire jutsu. Tried to remember all the step then tried to follow the move. Then I realized I burning the grass. First thing I thought is 'Cool!!!' but then..

"Whaaattt??? How?!! W-what should I do?!l" After tried to calm myself down, I remember water jutsu. I try the move and Yeah!!! I managed to do it!!! And I thank non-stop to Black Butler character (-_-||l) "Thanks to the fabulous Grell of awesomeness bloody clothes!! for the sexiness and the top hotty of Sebastian and the cuties little emo demon bear Ciel Phantom...."

*END FLASHBACK*

​​​​​"How?" Tobi A.K.A Madara/Obito ask with deep voice while I'm still on his lap. "I have my ways. So, can you teach me without other Akatsuki knowing?" I smile. "Why?" Question by question? Seriously?? Okay.. Think!! Think!! Think!! Yes I got it!! "To complete my mission or a self defense? Bruh.. Now!!! Answer my god dammit questions!!" Then someone has burst open the door, I sweatdrop when look to the crazy person open the door like that.

HIDAN POV
I walk fucking out from my damn room!! Kakuzu fucking counting his damn money so fucking loud!! Walk passing Tobi damn room and.. "Now! Answer my god dammit questions!!" Someone yell, the voice came from Tobi damn room!! Kicked the door open with all my strength. See (Y/N), the shortie  is sat on Tobi fucking lap and He's sitting on the damn floor, look at me with 'weirdly' look."Good morning, old man. What can we help you?" She greet me with damn question. "I'M NOT FUCKING OLD!!!" I yell. "Hidan is a old man!! Tobi is a good boy!! (Y/N) is a good girl!!" I'm fucking annoying with them, walk away while cursing. Completely forget about 'the yelling voice'.

YOUR POV
Hidan walking away while cursing, maybe annoying with us specially of me because I call him 'old man'. Hah!! Hidan have white hair so he's old and he's a man. Don't anyone can tell that he's an old man, an old man that likes to cursing too much and who love to flirt with a woman. Thanks to god, I'm not a woman right now. I laugh then look at Tobi/Obito/Madara, still on his lap.

"So?" I ask, smile. "What you missions actually??" I give him 'Just answer the fucking questions, please. ' look, sighing. "One day, I'll tell you but please.. Answer the freaking 3 minutes question ago!!! For zalgo sake!!" I yell, pissed off. "Fine... I'll teach you." He say and sigh. "Yay to Ku and Shi!!! The fact , they're both who were given this suggestions to me.." I hug him.

"For your ages... You really have a big mouth." He chuckle. "Arghh!!! That was because I'm NOT 8 fucking years old. I'm 18 this year and I got stuck in this freaking 8 years old damn body. This body's useless.." I mumble to myself. "You know I can hear that." He tell. "I know." I pout while Tobi/Madara chuckle a little.