1)Why I'm In Naruto?(KakashiXReader) 2)Come Back Home[S]

◀Meet Akatsuki▶

DEIDARA POV
Sasori and I walk back from our spying to akatsuki hideout then I hear someone yelling. "Did you hear that, un?" I ask Sasori. "Just ignore it, brat." Sasori say annoying. We continue walk but when​​​​ we got near to the akatsuki hideout. "What happens to me???" A same voice yelling again. "That voice again, un." I say. "The voice came from the river near akatsuki hideout, let's go brat." Sasori say.​​​​ "What??? Who changes my clothes?!!"

Then the voice yell then stop but we managed to get there. I saw a little girl with red hair with two wolf in front her. She wear weird clothes and she talk to herself. ​​​​​"Where in zalgo hell are we???" She yelling again. "Who are you and who is Zalgo, un?" I ask. She froze then turn her head to where the voice is. She have red orbs matching with her hair. Her eyes wide then she scream and hide behind the two wolf. "What you doing here, hm?" I walk closer to her but the wolf start growling.

YOUR POV
That's Deidara.. Why he here? Wait!! Impossible!!! Actually we're in Naruto!! How?? "What you doing here, un?" Whaatt??? S-should I act like 7 years old little girl? I think .... I should.. 0_0 He walk closer to me but Ku and Shi start growl. I get in front of them to stop them to hurt Deidara and Sasori. "Stop!! Both of you!!" But when I turn my head to my right, Deidara face 3 inches away from my face. I scream again then Deidara place his palm to my mouth, I stop but feel weird at my mouth then I remember.

He have a mouth on his palm and his palm is on my mouth. I pushed his hand away from me.. "My mouth feel weird.." I say while wiped my mouth. "Sorry, un. " He apologized to me. I answer with 'hmm' then look at Sasori. Blinking, I look at him and he look at me. Walk slowly to in front him and Deidara follow me from behind, tilted my head a little. ​​​​​​"What do you want, brat?" Sasori say/ask, I blinking again and hug his leg. "Cool puppet.. Cute~"

I walk to Deidara and hug his leg too. "Barbie guy? So cute." He crouching to my high. Seriously? I'm short.. I'm feel I want to cry.. TT_TT .. I love my precious body.. gimme back.. Ma bodyyyyyyy....

SASORI POV
She blinking and hug my leg cause she short. "Cool puppet.. Cute~" She say. Did she just said me 'Cute' ? She let go, walk to Deidara and hug his leg too. "Barbie guy? so cute." Deidara crouching to her high level. "I'm not barbie, un!!" he say to the girl. "But you a guy..." She pat his hair. ".. And your hair so soft.. Like barbie.. So, barbie guy." And start braid the brat hair. "Don't touch my hair, un!!!" he yell to her but she laughing. "Shh... Stay still!!!" She say. "Hey brat!! " I call her. "Yes, cute puppet?" I deadpan. "How do you know that brat is a guy and I'm a puppet?"

DEIDARA POV
"How do you know that brat is a guy and I'm a puppet?" Sasori asking the girl. "Easy like a piece of cake. " she say, smile while the 2 wolf walk to her side. "How, un?" I ask. "Emotions and temperament... Maybe?" She laugh nervously. "I'm Deidara and that puppet is Sasori. What your name, un?" I ask again. "(Y/N), I'm 7 and this two Kukami And Shikami." Smile to us. "Which village you came from, un?" I curious to know. "Actually, I don't know. I don't remember except Kukami and Shikami." She tell. "You can stay with us, un. " I smile to her. "But-" I cut her off. "No buts, un!!" She sigh and nid. "Fine... C'mon Ku!! Shi!!..." The wolfs follow her. "Hey!!! don't forget my bag!!! Shi!!! Where my bag?"

*TIME SKIP*

YOUR POV

Yeah!!!! I managed to fool all members of Akatsuki. Hah!! In your face Nagato or Yahiko?? Seriously, I'm confused who is he exactly. I walk with Deidara and Sasori to where I don't know but ​​​​​​when we got there, I accidents bump to someone. "Hey, who this fucking shortie's?" I sigh. "I'm know I'm fucking short but can you get your ass out from where I'm standing?" I say and ask to him, smile in innocently. They eyes widen maybe shocked what I just said.

(Don't ask why's he appears to quick.. I like him.. so let him be.)

"Tobis name is tobi!! Tobi is a good boy." Tobi hug me, tightly. "B-but t-Tobi... (Y-Y/N) c-can't b-breath." He let go. "Tobi say sorry. Tobi is a bad boy." I snicker. "No!! Tobi is a good boy. Tobi give (Y/N) hug while the others not." I hug Tobi and glare at the other. "Yeay!! Tobi is a good boy and (Y/N) is a good girl." He hug me back. "(Y-Y/N) c-can't b-breath a-again!!" Help me!!! I'm dying!! "Tobi say sorry and Tobi is a good boy!!" He yell again, I sweatdrop. "It's okay, Tobi~ Can Tobi introduce the other to (Y/N)?"

I ask, pat his hair. "Okay!! That's Deidara-senpai, Sasori, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan, Itachi, Zetsu and Tobis name is Tobi.. Tobi is a good boy!!" I sweatdrop.. Does he must to act like 3 years old boy? "Thank you Tobi.." I thanked him. "Who are you?" Itachi ask and I was like... Seriously?!! "I'm (Y/N)." I say with deadpan look. "Last name?" Zetsu ask. "I don't know." I shrug. "Village?" Kakuzu ask. "Oh Zalgo.. Please help me answer all this questions." I whispered while patting Shi and Ku head.

"Who the fuck is Zalgo? And what the hell the two fucking wolf here?" Hidan ask but I just mumble to myself. "Oh Jashin.. If he not an immortal.. oh Zalgo.. if all creepypasta here, I'll like to tell them to kill Hidan.. oh Kami.. why I'm here exactly?.. Oh Sebastian all of a freaking fabulous more like awesome of sexiness please help me.. oh kido (mekakucity actors).. If you are here, I like to borrow your eyes power to became invisible... oh mi-" I sweatdrop while mumble a things like that. "Just fucking stop!!! It's annoying!!" Hidan yell to stop me to continue mumble to myself. "Eer... okay?" I sweatdrop.... Hehehehe...