◀Cow-man Zaza, Haku-nii▶

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YOUR POV

We're on a boat and it's so ball-in-a-bored!! Don't ask why I said like that!!! "This fog is so thick you cant see anything!" Thanks Captain old pretty grumpy obvious :p "The bridge isn't far now, are destination is just a head, the Land Of waves." Foxy what the hell are you doing!? I swear to Ciel, If he keeps making that face. I'm going to start laughing in his face. You know when Ciel make are you serious? face..

That was hilarious!!! That's what I call annoying face!! "Woah!! It's huge!!" Foxy yell. Oweii!!! My ears are RIP... Again!! Seriously, Foxy!! If you yelling again, I swear I will sacrifice you to Jashin!! "Quiet!! I told you no noise!! Why do you think were traveling like this huh?! Cutting off the engine, moving through the tense fog, So people don't see us!!" Thanks old grumpy!! but.. You don't have to yell!!

"Mr. Tazuna, Before we reach the per, I want to ask you something... The men who-" I cut off his words ass!!! Because I can't take this!! "Okay!! That's it!! I'm out.. Oh.. By the way, Kakashi... ?" I smile but try to focused my chakra onto my feets. "The men who are after old drunker is Gatou.. Okay bye~" I jump on the water then ran to the other side with Ku on my shoulder while Shi on my head.

In my head like... To the land of waves!!! Hahahah!! While the other three... well two gasp but Bossy looked shocked. Same as Pevy-cat shocked too but he shook it off. Little didn't he know, I take his book.. Hahaha!! When I got there, I sat down and take out the book begin to read. I roll on the ground laughing, didn't care about two unfamiliar chakra​​​​​​. I really don't care because I knw who it is..

*TIME SKIP*

They all saw me rolling on the ground while laughing like a crazy girl that lost her mind. I get up, smile at them and throw Pevy-cat book back, he catch but his eyes widen when see what I throw at him then pick Shi to my head and Ku to my right arm. It's his book!! Icha Icha Paradise!!! "Nice catch Kakashi!! I've finished already~" He blush while old drunker look at the book that I throw but then he blushing too.

Wow!! Old drunker is a pervert too!!!! Okay... Well now, where in hell Cow-man Zaza and haku-nii!!! "Be patients (Y/N)!!"  I heard three voice say in my head. I sweatdrop, I totally forgot about them. wow!! Long time we didn't talking like this.. I begin excited while the other look at me, weirdly.. But.. Did you look like I care?? No!!! Close my eyes and sense Haku and Cow-man's Chakra again. I open them and look around..

Okay.. Time to sit down and chill~ "Everyone get down!!" ​​​I see Cow-man's Sword flying at Tazuna, I pull him away and I catch the sword. "Wow!! This sword didn't heavy at all!!" I excited, swing the sword with left hand. Should I ruin Cow-man Zaza's plans and make fun of him!! Nah~ I swing the sword and hits the tree. Cow-man Zaza stand on it looking at us especially me. So I smile and wave!! I'm not Baka!!

I'm fabulous!! And I love it!! "Well, if it isn't Zabuza Momochi, rouge Ninja from the Village Hidden in the Mist." Pevy-cat say. "No Kakashi!! It's Cow-man Zaza!! Hey!! catch this!! " I throw a ball of paper. In it I write Ne? Where Haku-nii? I really want to hug him!! He's cute!! And I'm not Baka, I'm fabulous!! He chuckle and look at me.. Yay!! I make him chuckle!! ​​​​​​"You know him, huh?" He ask.

"Yes, it is!! Like I say, I'm not a Baka but I'm fabulous!!" He chuckle again. Then Ku and Shi jump off me and change the form to they normal form. "(Y/N) you know who is he, did you? He in your bingo book.. so be careful." Ku say. All of the gasp and shocked and look at Shi and Ku while I pouted. "Seriously (Y/N)?? Cow-man Zaza? Can I call him just Cow-man?"  Shi say , laughing.

"Aww!!! You both too over protecting friends!! You both ruining my plan!! I just make Cow-man Zaza chuckle!!" I pouts again but I see Cow-man Zaza smirk. Dafuq??? What was he smirked about?? But didn't he realize I call him Cow-man Zaza? Naruto run up but is stopped by Kakashi. ​"Everyone get back." Not me!! "But why!?" Dummy questions Foxy!! "This one is on a whole other level... It wil be a little tough, unless I do this.."

No it won't, dumby that can be funny~ "Well, well, itn't is Kakashi of the Sharingan eye, did I get that right?" Imagine If Pevy-cat said Hmm.. sorry.. I'm not.. I would die of laughing!! And if Tobi's here!! He can join me too!! Then we can gave a little party!! "And next to you... The one and only, Ryūketsu no ōkami."  They all look at me again.. Hmm, did I have something on my face? Then I laugh with Ku and Shi.

​​​​​​"Yes, it is Cow-man.." We three say without add Zaza. "I don't know I'm in your bingo book too..." I say while change my form, smile. (You're in Itā-san form and think she wear black shirt inside.) "It was honor to meet you Cow-man but I more honors, if I can meet nii-san." I bow a little, well~ He old so we must to respect everyone or someone who old than us. ​​​​​​"Did you seriously just call me Cow-Man?"

I smile and teleport on his shoulder. "Nope!! I call you Cow-man Zaza!! Cool sword by the way!! I like it and its not heavy at all.. So easy to swing it, really nice choice!!" I say. "(Y/N), it's not a time to play around."  Ku say while Shi nodded agreement. "Shi you traitor!!" I yell and teleport back to where my wolf friends is. "How can she be in bingo book." Pevy-cat and Cow-man say unison.

An irk mark appear on my head, close my eyes and turn my body to them. "Maybe because one of this?"  I open my eyes, they shocked. Bam!! Sharingan active!!! "You both have sharingan? How?" I heard Bossy mumble. "Well, Bossy~ As you can see, I have my own training with..." I cough while say the name.. like this. "*cough* Ma *cough* Da *cough* Ra *cough*" Then I smile :D

"What did you say??" They three yell, didn't get what I say. "No one!!" I yell back and laugh. "So, you have sharingan too, huh?" Cow-man Zaza ask but still curious, I smirk. "Don't underestimate me, Cow-man Zaza.. I'm not just have sharingan but you still can't underestimated shari-" My words begin to butt in by Foxy yelling voice. "Sharingan!! Sharingan!! What the hell is that?!!"

I zoned out when Bossy tried to explained what Sharingan is to Foxy. Seriously!! I hate to heard that freaking again!! Because back at 5 years ago.. I asked Itachi about it. then when I know I have Sharingan, Tobi train me and explain what Sharingan is. Just fucking stop explained what Sharingan is!!! "Just stop this fucking explaination!! I really hate to heard about it freaking again!!" I yell.

They look at me like.. Seriously?? "Just go and fight each other.. I want to meet nii-san~ Bye-bye~" I teleport away. "ehh???" Pinky and Foxy 'eh'ed choruses. Left Ku and Shi watching the scene. I go where I senses Haku chakra, found him then I jump on his back. "Yo~ Haku-nii~" He didn't move but ask me. "Who are you and what do you want?" I laugh, get off from his back.

"I'm (Y/N), one of those ninja that you can see they still fight and guard the old drunker.. What I want? I came here to meet you~ Can I have a hug?" Open my arm to have a hug, he awkwardly hug me. "Uh... you so warm Haku-nii~" A wolf need warmness~ "How you know my name?" He ask as I let go. "That was a secrets.. Uh hu, Pevy-cat in the water prison, how long since I go?" He chuckle.

Aww!!! his chuckle sound cute, I hug him again. He  shocked but hug back. "Why didn't you help them?" I make a peace sight. "I'm not a genin. I came here undercover has genin just to see how they work has teamwork. Okay, got to go~ see you again Haku~" I jump down to where he was.. "Hey, Kakashi~ You play with water without me, huh?" I ask and sit on the water. "Where you going for few minutes ago?"

He ask while I open a manga and begin to read. "Meeting old friends near here.. Why?" I answer his question. He sigh, try to peek my book. "It's not like your pervert book Kakashi." I say without look at him then peek from the corner of my eyes, I notice he blush... again. (-_-||l) Then Foxy and Bossy started whispered about a plan. Pevy-cat yell, Old drunking agreed with the Genin and they fight Cow-man Zaza.

The water prison turn back to a liquid then Pevy-cat and Cow-man Zaza fight again. I change back to my own body and tried to protected my book from all the water. ​​​​Haku shoot senbon at Cow-man Zaza.. bla bla bla bla.. I get up, teleport to where Pevy-cat standing. Keep my book in my bag and Pevy-cat collapse. "You know you shouldn't used Sharingan over load, right?" I catch him but his head on my chest.

They just look at me then I sighing. "Sorry (Y/N).. And you so... Soft.." He mumble and fall asleep. An irk mark appears on my head again while Ku and Shi growling. "Old drunker, Pevy-cat too heavy!!! And help me get he away from my chest!!" I yell. "H-hai!!" he say, scared of me. "Fucking stupid damn Pevy-cat.." I cursing under my breath..

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