1)Why I'm In Naruto?(KakashiXReader) 2)Come Back Home[S]

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YOUR POV
​​​​​​"Those guys behind you are from The Hidden Rain. They have short temper! Everyone is nervous about this exam, quite down before you cause the scene." He explain. That's Pein's village!! Haha!! Very smart!! I notice one of those ninja glare at me, I glare back and they look away. Hah!!! Take that!!! Fucking loser!!!! "Well, I can't blame you. You're clueless rookie. You remind me of how I use to be." Smart-ass sy. "Kabuto-san, right? So this is your second time." Nah~

"Nope... its was my seventh time.This exam is held twice a year so this is my fourth years." That is not you can be proud of it, sweatdrop. "Wow.. So you know a lot about this exam." Pinky say, surprise impressive. "Wow!! Impressive!!" Foxy, Not you too. He pulls out his card, Pokemon!!! BRVR!! Wrong anime!! Why I can't stop talking about another anime!!! "Hehe.. Then I'll share info with cute rookies with these Nin-info cards.."

(( mini time skip by Smart-ass explanation cause you zoned out ))

​​​​Well then!! I still thinking can I'm going to save Kabuto!! ​​​​​​It's just for fun and I might be trying to get on Kabuto's good side, right!!? "Gaara of The Hidden Sand, Rock Lee of The Hidden Leaf and (Y/N) (L/N) of The Hidden Leaf." I snapped out and coughing uncontrollably. They look at me while I glare at Bossy but he glare back. "Oh... You know their names, should be easy then." Smart-ass do whatever cause I not focused at him at all. But I really want to know want the 'Nin-info cards' have about me. "Show me." Bossy say again, curious which make me annoying.

"Ok, first is Rock Lee. He's a year older than you guys. Mission story: 20 D-rank, completed and 12 C-rank, completed. His sensei is Guy. His Taijutsu have improved greatly in this year, the rest is nothing impressive. Last year, he gained attention as a talented new Genin but he did not participate in the exam. Like you guys, this is his first time. On his team are Hyuuga Neji and Ten Ten." Yay!! to my little Hair-bun!!! "Next is Gaara of the desert. Mission story: 8 C-rank, 1 B-rank.. Wow!! A B-rank mission as a Genin. Since he's a new comer from a foreign country. I don't have much info but...

It seem he returned from all his mission without even a scratch." If there have a scratch on my Little Panda!!! I will demolish you!!! "Last, (Y/N) (L/N). A girl and same ages with you guys, know as Ryūketsu no ōkami in Bingo book. She's a S-rank criminal. Wow!! Impressive!! How you guys know about her? Her Mission story: Wow!!!  2 A-rank, 4 B-rank, 2 C-rank and 15 D-rank. Her sensei is... hmm.. Hokage?... and her partner with 2 wolf names Kukami and Shikami? Who ever she is, she's the strongest among us. How can you guys knew her? even all her mission without a scratch but here didn't show her face. She wearing a wolf mask."

They all look at me expect Smart-ass, eyes widen while I just sweatdrop. Bossy!!! You're an idiot!! Babossy!!! Baka+Bossy!! I can heard Shi and Ku growling on my shoulders, lowly. "P-please.. Continue, Sma- K-kabuto-san." I curse to my mouth cause stutter. AND I almost call him Smart-ass!! Ahahah!! He continue but I zoned out like always, boring as always. Notice Bossy, Shika, Pinky, Ino, Choji, Kiba and Hinata still looking at me. I don't know about Shino but Naruto still try to understand what Smart-ass say. "What??" I ask with blinking, few of the boy have a faith light pink.

"The mission!! 2 A-rank, 4 B-rank and 2 C-rank!!!" Ino yell. "Yeah!!! Without a scratch!!! What the hell!!??" This time is Pinky. "Yeah!! You didn't have to yell.. Anyway.." I ran my hand through my hair. "Pinky.. Bossy... What did you thinks when I'm not around? " I look at them. "And why the reasons I always tired?" Yawning then I cough when someone yelling. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto!! I won't lose to you bastard!!" Irk mark appear. "Uzumaki Naruto!! How many time I say!! Do not yelling!!! You ripping my ears ever and ever again!!" I yell to him while punch him on his face.

"G-gomen nasai.. (Y-Y/N)-Chan.." said Foxy while rubbed his face. I ignored him, close my eyes and try to hear all the whispered among them. "Tch... All their attention on us." I walk away a little to the sound ninja. While their attention still on Foxy-Moron and Pinky start to headlock him. "Should we do it?" I smirk. No!! You not!! They starting to ran here and there without a sounds but I still can hear it. Hah!!! I'm a wolf after all!! I have a sharp hearing!!! I see Smart-ass look to where 'the sound ninja' running around. A chuckle accidentally escape from my mouth, around me give weird look at me.

I look around to see the sound are going to attack Kabuto!! Nobody can touch Smart-ass expect me!! I put a barrier around me and jump in front of him and block Zaku's kunai. Push Kabuto 'accidentally' into Ino while Pinky was behind Ino and Bossy behind Pinky. Then Dosu comes up and tries to hit me. I add Chakra into my foot and kicking him on his chest. He goes flying back, right into his team. Wow!! There was a fly!! Quick!! Catches the fly!!! His team catches him, he looks at me and turns his head. I smile and teleport on his back and lay down. "Why is everything in here so soft!!??"

So warm!!! All their eyes widen, Warmness!!! Ku!! Shi!!! I feel warmness!! "(Y/N)! What are your doing?!" Smart-ass eyes widen when heard '(Y/N)'. "What does it look like!? I'm Laying down!" Dosu and his team looks at me I gasp when look at her hair look more pretty!!!! "your hair is pretty!!!" I points at her and she look away, blush. "Get Off." I smirk and lie down again, I want to die by warmness!! "No, Thank you!" He reaches to get me off, I give death glare and grab a katana. "I'm fucking stay and don't you fucking dared to lay your motherfucker hand on me!!" I said with smile.

He lowers his hand with eye widen. Hahah!!! Fear me!!! I'm your god!! Bow to me!! "Hm... Fine." He looks away blushing, I smile and hug him. This make me confused, why's he blushing??? 0_0 "Thank you, Dosu!!" He tenses, Everyone looks shocked, Even Panda and Smart-ass, Why?? I don't know!! "Wait, How were you not effected by my attack?!" I smile and got off from him. "Nah~ Nah~ I don't know~ Maybe, Sounds attacks don't work on me?" I say with a smile. "By the way~ Your hair.... weird but I like gravity!!!" I pointed to Zaku. "T-thanks... I guess?" He blush.

I titles my head with smile of innocently. He nosebleed include a few more boy in the room's blushing and nosebleed. Ehhh!!!!??? What I just do!!!??? Are they all pedo!!!?? Look at Smart-ass, he have a tiny blush too!!! O_O I ran behind Hinata to hide myself from all the Pedo. "H-Hinata... I-I'm scared.." I said with a tear. Then Hinata have a nosebleeds too and fainted!! What have i done!!?? "H-hinata!!!" I panicking while tried to wake her up. Thanks to my uncool act -panicked- I shake her 'till almost vomit.