1)Why I'm In Naruto?(KakashiXReader) 2)Come Back Home[S]

◀Been Ambush!!▶

YOUR POV

Getting my stuff, and pack my scrolls!!​​​​ I'm not letting anyone get my friends!!! ​​​​​​I get a lot of weapons and my mask. Hide it in my clothes then run to the Gate. Just in time!! There was old drunker standing alone. "Yo!! Tazuna~" I say, he look at me and sigh. "You early (Y/N), for the first time." My grinned change to smirk. "I begin too early because of your lies to all of us..." He sweatdrop.

"Like I said when we meet, Tazuna. I know everything." I said in venom voice. "Let's go!!! oh.. hey (Y/N)!!" My smirled suddenly change to smile innocent. ​​​​​​Ku and Shi chuckle in quite way.. Because they're evill!! Like me!!! "What are you so excited about?" Pinky ask.. JUST LET HIM BE Pinky!! "Cause.. I've never left the village before." Foxy answer. "Hey!! Am I really going to be safe with this brat?"

Nope!! " Hahah.. I'm a Jounīn, don't worry." Pevy-cat.. Wait!! Nope!! His sub- sub... Sorry, I forgot what the jutsu name :p "Hey, old man!! Don't mess with ninjas!! I'm incredible!!" Foxy pissed off. "How about her?" Old drunker said and pointed at me. "I'm not a brat.. I'm fabulous!!.." I say, grinning. "By the way, he do not know about me Tazuna.. so jut shut your mouth!!" I glare.​​​​​

"About what, (Y/N)??" Pevy-cat appear from no where. "Ahh!!! Pevy-cat changes to Stalker Pevy-cat!!! Ran for your life.." I ran while laughing, he and old drunker sweatdrop.

*TIME SKIP*

I ignores all the explanation from Pevy-cat while I reading manga that I get from nowhere. They are all talking about ninja's make me bored. So I am thinking... What should I call Orochimaru? Hmm... Snake or Oreo? I like Oreo but I more like Cream-o!! I sigh, but Cream-o didn't match for him. It's final!! I call him Oreo !! Oh!! Oh!! Smart-ass for Kabuto because he smart on the ass!!

"Well (Y/N).. I was thinking about what your book is about." Pevy-cat ask, looked at me. "Nothing.." I peek to look at him and I saw he was blushing, an angry irk mark appear on my head. "It's not like that!! Arghh! You're a pervert cat, Kakashi!! It's nothing like your pervert book!!.." I yell and he blush more. "Tch.. Your dirty mind." I say then glare at him, he look away. ​​​​​​I see the puddle!!

Yay!! A puddle!! I grab a kunai ready to drop it with a note saying 'Sorry'. I drop it in the puddle and it goes in. I heard a grunt, Please Jashin and Zalgo!! I don't wanna piss them off! Ughhh?!! I just did, didn't I? Well great!! I hear them coming out, I secretly do a Barrier around me and Old drunker. I get ready to do a jutsu and see the chains wrap around Kakashi. Pinky and Foxy yell, I still read my manga.

Because, remember? It's a substitution jutsu!!! Yeah!! Finally, I remember the jutsu names!! ​​​​​​They rip Kakashi's log into a pieces!! Nice!! Everyone else freaks out cause they believe 'Pevy-cat is now dead'. The Two Ninja go after Naruto, I jump in front of him. I kick them both in the head but the claw still get hit naruto a little. They slide into the same tree.. Haha!! Bossy eat that!!

I'm faster then you!! I doing an Earth style: Earth dragon!! It got them both and they barely conscious. I tied them up and took the kunai out of His shoulder. Then Kakashi appears!! "Nice work (Y/N)!! Good work Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto, I sorry.. I do not know you would freeze up." He laugh nervouly while I give him boredoom look. "Tch.. used substitution jutsu and leave me with all this idiot."

I mumble, look at th old drunking man and smile. "Tazuna we really need to talk, right?" He nodded. "These are Chunin From The Village Hidden In The Mist, They're specialty is relentless Attacks, They keep Fighting no matter what the sacrifice. nice to know about this right Tazuna?" I explained, glare and walk to the where they was been tied. "How did you know are ambush?" One of them ask me.

"A puddle on a clear day, when it hasn't rained in weeks." I told them while Pevy-cat talking with old drunker. "By the way, did you read the note?" They both look at each other. "Yeah" They whisper back, I smile. "Good, so don't hate me please..." They both look shocked. "Ummmm, o-okay." I grin. "Anyway~ I'm (Y/N)!! What's your names?" I ask innocence. "I'm Gozu." The one with wounded shoulder say.

"I'm Meizu." The other one tell me. "Good to know you two..." I bow a little. Look over my shoulder to see Kakashi and the others still talking. Might as well do this, I turn my head to Gozu and ask. "Hey, want me to heal your shoulder?" He looks surprised but nods. I smile, remember what I did when Kakashi was hurt. hmm.. "There we go!! Good as new!! Again sorry about that Gozu." He nods "Thanks."

I smile and get up to see they still talking. Sneaking back over there and act like I was there the whole time!! I see Naruto is about to stab him self, let him be. After he had finished his speech, I teleport in front of him and grab his arm. "Such a beautiful speech, Naruto. But you will die by blood lost." Then I get hit on the head by Pevy-cat. "Ow!! Tch.. Fine!!!" Grab Foxy hand, heal it.

Then I walk away without any care about this world because I really pissed off with Pevy-cat. But thinking about.. How should I do to safe Haku-nii and Cow-man Zaza and I can't wait to meet them!! Especially Haku-nii!! I really want to hug him.. But.. Why I call him Haku-nii?? I don't even know!! its just really perfect in his name..

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