1)Why I'm In Naruto?(KakashiXReader) 2)Come Back Home[S]

◀He Is My Father▶

YOUR POV
Shit of you, Oreo... I told you to shut your mouth up but.. Argh!! If he didn't say about our meeting on the forest of death!! Kakashi will never know about it!! ​​​​​​Make my way to Ren apartment by walking. I have no attention to used teleport jutsu. why?? I tell you what happens lately...

*Flashback*

After Oreo vanished to nobody knows. Kakashi and I sent Bossy to hospital then I thought I should get some sleep. I make my way to go back home... Hmm.. Where did Shi and Ku gone to?? ​​​​​​Feel someone follow me but I ignore it... Maybe it's just my imagination. Then I continue throw a cursing to Oreo under my breath. I arrive to my- Kakashi's house and lie down on the cushion.

Almost... I mean it!! Almost!! close my eyes to go sleep.. "How do you know about Orochimaru?" The hell!!?? I sat up and look at kakashi. "Where the hell of Zalgo do you fucking come from?" I ask, blankly. "...." I make poker face and lie down, try to sleep again. I hear a sounds.. Shit!! I flipped my back of the cushion. Because Kakashi throw five kunai and five shuriken at me!!

"Are you crazy!!??? Are you try to kill me!!??" I yell then sigh and walk to kitchen.. I'm tired.. Boring.. Maybe I can go visit Ren? That's a good ideas!!! Pouring a water in a glass and drink it. I stiff when felt around my waist and warm breath on my neck. "Kakashi..? What did you think are you doing....? Let me go." I place the glass on the table. Haa... Should I kick him or not?? I smirk evilly.

No.. No... It's too evil... I snapped out and.... Huuu.... "When....?" I had been pinned to the wall. Kakashi hold both of my wrist, I sweatdrop. More weird... Why his mask is off??? "What was 'he' means by 'your skin'?" I deadpans. I don't want to remember this... He's a pervet!! ​​​​​​ "Bleh... He such a pain... Can we just forget it?" Stuck my tongue a little.. I really don't want to talk about it. He stare at me, Okay...

This is so boring!!! I look at him and.. What the....??? He lick my tongue!! Aarr!!!!! He stop and look at me. "What the hell!!!??? Kakashi!!!!" I yell. I struggling to escape myself from him. Dang!! Why is he so strong!!? "Kakashi!!! let me-" And a pair of lip crash on mine. I stiff.. Where is Ku and Shi when I want him to be here!!!!??? My mind went blank... Can't think anything at all. Blur~ The last thing I do, pushed him off and I ran out with red face.

*End Flashback*

I knock on the door of Ren apartment.. "Who..." I walk pass him straight to his bed. "I'm tired...." I yawning, close my eyes then something hit my head. "The fuck!!! Can't you just let me sleep!!??" I yell angrily. "Sorry.. But.. Someone send a package to me for you." I look at the box. Open it.... Okay???? There have 2 type of necklace. "Huh??? Uzumaki??? Senju??? Who send this??" He shrugged.

​​​​​​"I don't know their name... They said to give it to you." I nod. "Do you see their face??" I ask again and look behind the necklace. Huh?? (Y/N) Uzumaki??? (Y/N) Senju??, confused.. "Yeah.. They look familiar.. They have raven/black hair and weird a weird mask.. I think they both a boy and one of them both holding a red roses." He finish with sweatdrop.

I summons my computer out from a scroll and start search... "I think.. I know one of them.. Hah!! There he is!!" I click one of the pictures. "This one, right?" I show him the picture, his eyes wide but nod. I burst laugh by Ren's Idiot... HE'S SO IDIOT!!! "Ren!! H-he's Menma Uzumaki..." I continue laughing. "I-I think the other boy is.. C-charasuke Uchiha.." I wipes my tear of joy. ​​​​​​

"Yeah.. Yeah, whatever.. Stop laughing.." I continue laugh, wear the necklace. "Okay.. Calm down.. Calm down.." I scroll down the pages. "But.. Did you think it's weird they is here?" He nod, look the website. HUH...??? Clan guide??? Ren and I look each other and nod. I click the web.... Clan guide↖ ... and start read it... "Hm.. Inuzuka clan..  have unique jutsu abilities are passed down from generation to generation."

I yawn. "Some abilities are passed down through genetics (bloodline), while others are skills and abilities only known to those in the clan. Many members have a canine familiar who acts as a partner to the clan member. Also clan members can use jutsu to take on canine-like abilities" Okaaaaaayyy???? I rub my head.. I don't understand.. "Next.. Aburame clan. Oh.. Shino!!

This clan from Konoha Village is known for its ties to insect. At birth clan members form an agreement with bugs to inhabit and feed on the chakra their body creates. In return the bugs will serve the commands of the clan member... Nothing more?? Erghh... Akimichi.. Fuuma.. Houzuki... Hyuuga.. Boring!!!" I say almost yell. "Arhh!! Shut the fuck up!!" Ren hit my head and I yell 'damn you!!' loudly.

I see Ren click another websites.. huh?? Hyuuga and Byakugan information↖ ​​​​​​"Hey.. You have Byakugan, am I right?" Ren ask, I nod and ask 'so?'. ​​​​​​"Nothing.. pff.." He stop when see Neji name, I look and burst laugh. "Name Meaning: Hyuuga=Towards the sun, Neji=Screw??" Screw???😂 I read Hinata name... She so kawaii!!!! I ship her with Naruto!! "Aww~ Hinata mean sunny place~ That's why she always shy~"

I can wait for her married with naruto!!! Their children so kawaii!!! Especially himawari!!! Damn!!! It is not the time for fangirling!!! But she so cute!!! I can't take it!!!! ARGHH!!!! "Ren... I think I should sleep.. goodnight.. " I close my eyes. "Hey... Hey.. Wait.. You-" And I felt asleep.. But then I wake up, look around and someone hug me.. Oh Zalgo...  "Hmm... Can someone answer why Hashirama hug me??"

I sweatdrop. "(Y/N)... He's your father..." Chi-san say. Huh...?? He's my father?? "Are you serious???" I ask with confused.. blinked. "Yes... and your mother is Mito uzumaki.." Tōki-san told me. "That's mean.. Tsunade is my niece?" Minato rud his head and nod. "Yeah.. We're also shocked when heard this news.." He laugh nervously. "Oh... That... That's cool.. B-but.. C-can someone take him o-off me?? I-I need oxygen"

I try to take a breath when Tobirama and Minato take him off from me. "That's mean you're my niece!!!" Kushina hug me.. Oh boy.. ​​​​​​"A-air!!! P-please!!! M-mercy!!" She let go of me and I fall to the ground. Someone walk near me and help me stand up, I smile at him -Tobirama-. He lif my 'bang' a.k.a hair then smile and ruffled my hair, I deadpans. "What are you doing...??" I ask while make poker face.

"Didn't you know you have diamond-shape mark on your forehead?" He smirk and I shook my head but still confused, he chuckle a little. "Ne, Kushina? Your smile look creepy." I pale when she look at me like that. ​​​​​​She walk to me while I take a few step back... and.. I blush.. 

😂 what do you think Kushina say??