(hug a friend and say well for whatever gender two versions, okay?)
Is that a stick in your pants? I brought mien zticky friend.... (When you are a girl)
Do you feel my stick yet? If not I'll pull it out for you to look at~ (when you are a boy)
I DID A HETALIA REFERENCE BECAUSE I AM A TRUE PIECE OF TRASH... *dances and fails falling flat on the floor...* Where's my boyfriend when I need him to save me ;3; (he has le german blood :3 ) DOITSU
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MY BAD PICK UP LINES
HumorYou decided to read this.. it's my cheesy pick up lines deal with it... I suggest not using this to try and date someone
