Are you a door, because I'd love to grab onto your nob and pull it..

Or

Are you a door, because I'd love to grab your job and twist.

Yeah I'm not innocent xD and guess what number is next..... 699999999 weew. Should it be special. Like I tell it to my crush or should it be my dirtiest pick up line... or maybe innocent idkkkk

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