If I were a virus. I couldn't help but infect you first.
Please look at the picture. I made that disease and feel proud xD.
Another 2 for one
*show them the picture if you're a girl or edit it to say my dic* (then sayyyy)
They might not notice, but I hope you will.
YOU ARE READING
MY BAD PICK UP LINES
ComédieYou decided to read this.. it's my cheesy pick up lines deal with it... I suggest not using this to try and date someone
