So.... Americans are big and fat... Plus obnoxious, then you can't be american!
*person looks at you weird and says they are*
Well if we go to my room I can make ur moans obnoxious, and I can fill u up with my fuilds , u will be fat from all that I give u;) then u can be a true american
Uh.... Yeah xD I'm writing on a kindle that's why its like u and u, cuz its hard to write on this tbh
YOU ARE READING
MY BAD PICK UP LINES
HumorYou decided to read this.. it's my cheesy pick up lines deal with it... I suggest not using this to try and date someone
