If you were my body pillow, I wouldn't be able to leave bed because I'd be with you.
But I may kick you off the bed in my sleep. I move a lot and if you try and steal my blanket. I'm definitely knocking you to the floor.
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HumorYou decided to read this.. it's my cheesy pick up lines deal with it... I suggest not using this to try and date someone
