Hufflepuff: So guys, for this school to be truly wonderful, we need a good school song, for our students to love. Besides, who doesn't like singing?
Ravenclaw: Fair enough, I'll indulge your idea. I assume it will rhyme?
Hufflepuff: Yep! Rhymes are catchy! Like that one about Odo the hero, who died. I still remembered the last verse. And Odo the hero, they bore him home-
Slytherin: And tore him bone from bone.
Ravenclaw: No, that's not the line.
Slytherin: I was just trying to stop her from singing.
Ravenclaw: DIGRESSION! Can we focus, guys? Hang on, where did Godric go?
Gryffindor: Godric Go Get Goat. HAHA I'm hilarious. But look, a goat.
Hufflepuff: Did you kill a goat? Godric, how could you? You know I like goats!
Slytherin: *mutters* She likes any living thing she comes across.
Ravenclaw: DIGRESSION AGAIN! Can we stop with the digression? Let's focus, now. What rhymes with Hogwarts?
Hufflepuff: Godric killed a goat! We, as wizards and witches, should respect animals! They are sweet and innocent!
Slytherin: Yeah, yeah, save us the lecture.
Gryffindor: I wanted to eat goat. Plus it goes nicely with my name. Godric Gryffindor goes to get a goat to gobble.
Hufflepuff: But the poor goat!
Ravenclaw: SHUT UP EVERYBODY. Come on, Helga, this was your idea. Let's just settle this so I can get back to my book.
Hufflepuff: Males are so insensitive. They are just pigs.
Ravenclaw: Erugh! We'll just end up with a stupid song like Hoggy Warty Hogwarts if you all don't cooperate.
Gryffindor: Not bad, actually. Nice rhythm.
Slytherin: Songs are stupid, so this fits.
Hufflepuff: I like it!
Ravenclaw: I give up. We'll be known for a stupid, dumb school song, but at least I'll get to finish my book.
That was how the school song came to be.
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Musings of the four founders ||Harry Potter silliness||
FanfictionI wonder what the four founders were thinking when they wrote the school song. Four greatest wizards and witches, and it starts with "Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts"? Did Dumbledore come up with that?
