Ravenclaw: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT
Hufflepuff: You agreed to let me put pillows in your common room?
Ravenclaw: My common room has nice blue pillows already, I don't want to stuff the place, the it won't be conducive for studying. But that's not what I'm talking about!
Gryffindor: Hurry up and tell us then, Ms "complain about digression".
Ravenclaw: Here's the idea. Moving staircases. So it will test the students' magic capabilities as the staircases move here and there and never lead to the same place. The students can learn resourcefulness and quick thinking and hone their instinct-
Hufflepuff: But we already have trick doors and walls! The students won't be able to manage it! Especially if they're rushing in the mornings, they could hurt themselves.
Slytherin: You underestimate our students, Helga. They can manage it. MY students can manage it.
Gryffindor: Well, if Salazar's students can manage it, mine can MANAGE IT BETTER.
Ravenclaw: That's the spirit! How bout' it?
Hufflepuff: These students start at ELEVEN. Not twenty.
Ravenclaw: Please, I'm dying for an actual challenging project. I NEED THIS. So all in favour of moving staircases?
Ravenclaw: *raises hands*
Slytherin: *raises hands*
Gryffindor: *rockets hand into the sky*
Hufflepuff: Come on, guys...
Ravenclaw: Too late!
Gryffindor: It's ON, Salazar. My students will be better at the staircases than yours.
Slytherin: 50 Galleons says mine will be better.
Hufflepuff: FINE. I'll get to work on the HOSPITAL WING. We'll need it.
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Musings of the four founders ||Harry Potter silliness||
FanfictionI wonder what the four founders were thinking when they wrote the school song. Four greatest wizards and witches, and it starts with "Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts"? Did Dumbledore come up with that?
