Ravenclaw: we have some problems guys. What will happen once we are dead? Who will sort the students?
Hufflepuff: Um... I actually never thought about that.
Slytherin: Oh, I know! We could get giant versions of our house animals to battle the students, and whoever wins against them gets to be in my house! You guys can take the losers.
Hufflepuff: That's just way too cruel, Salazar. Also, can we stop talking about giant versions of our house animals? There's no such thing as a giant badger, or eagle, or lion or snake!
Slytherin: Uh... Right. No such thing.
Gryffindor: We can have them GO THROUGH OBSTACLE COURSES
Ravenclaw: *perks up* Or take a THREE HOUR LOMG EXAM!
Slytherin: Or search for minerals in the forbidden forest!
Hufflepuff: Look guys, these are ELEVEN year olds. Please.
Ravenclaw: Oh! We could get those portraits of ourselves done quickly and have those judge the students like how we do!
Slytherin: That's a good idea.
Hufflepuff: Agree. Let's do that-
Gryffindor: No. I have a better idea.
Ravenclaw: Please, my idea is way better than anything you can suggest.
Gryffindor: Hear me out. We use my hat *takes off old and faded hat* and enchant it to look into the minds of students and sort them!
Ravenclaw: What about lice? Or dandruff? Or oil? The students will be infected!
Hufflepuff: Isn't it invasive to look into other people's minds without their permission?
Slytherin: You wouldn't be able to enchant it.
Gryffindor: Can too!
Slytherin: Can not!
Gryffindor: *enchants hat* Ha! Can too!
Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw look on as Gryffindor and Slytherin continue fighting
Ravenclaw: I give up. Just let them do whatever, we'll all be dead and gone anyway.
Hufflepuff: *nods* I'm going to the kitchen.
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Musings of the four founders ||Harry Potter silliness||
FanfictionI wonder what the four founders were thinking when they wrote the school song. Four greatest wizards and witches, and it starts with "Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts"? Did Dumbledore come up with that?
