Slytherin: So guys, I was thinking.
Ravenclaw: That's a first.
Slytherin: We should all have giant versions of our house animals.
Hufflepuff: But giant snakes and lions are dangerous.
Gryffindor: Giant lions are awesome. But dangerous.
Ravenclaw: And not to mention a giant eagle... Could tear your body apart.
Slytherin: Wasn't it a canary?
Ravenclaw: NO, it was an eagle. And giant versions of our house animals are dangerous!
Slytherin: How dangerous can an otter be?
Hufflepuff: I assume you are talking about my house animal, WHICH IS A BADGER. And I'll have you know they are dangerous.
Slytherin: I've never seen one before, but aren't they fuzzy bundles of fluff? I mean, they're YOUR house animal.
Hufflepuff: I know you haven't seen them before, because your flippant attitude about them WILL cost you your life.
Gryffindor: She's not joking. I once crossed a badger. It hurt. *shudders*
Ravenclaw: You've never heard the badger's war cry, have you?
Slytherin: *swallows* so... No giant house animals?
Gryffindor: No, Salazar. Even if they are cool animals like lions.
Slytherin: Oh. Um. Sure. Definitely no house animals. A giant snake though?
Hufflepuff: No.
Ravenclaw: Salazar, what did you do?
Gryffindor: Did you create a basilisk and hide it in your aforementioned room where you can unleash it on annoying students at any time?
Hufflepuff: Well, that was detailed, Godric.
Ravenclaw: So... WHAT DID YOU DO, SALAZAR?
Slytherin: NOTHING I did nothing at all shh Godric nothing happened you guys are all wrong stop being wrong
*Slytherin runs away*
AN: I can't take full credit for this idea, but I also can't remember the first dialogue I based this off. If you know, can you PM me or leave a comment here, so I can credit the original idea and creator?
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FanfictionI wonder what the four founders were thinking when they wrote the school song. Four greatest wizards and witches, and it starts with "Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts"? Did Dumbledore come up with that?
