Slytherin: So I was thinking guys...
Hufflepuff: Yes? Do you finally agree to let me put cushions in your common room?
Slytherin: No, my students will learn proper posture with my nice upright chairs. Plus, they are antique.
Ravenclaw: You guys never finish your ideas, there's just so much digression around here. What were you saying, Salazar?
Slytherin: We should each have a special room, that only our houses' students can enter.
Hufflepuff: House segregation? But why? Shouldn't everyone get along?
Gryffindor: Have you ever heard of rivalry, Helga? No one ever gets along. But continue, Salazar. I want Gryffindor room to be the best.
Slytherin: I mean, we should all have cool rooms. Cool rooms are, um, cool.
Ravenclaw: But we all already have our customised common rooms. We don't need extra rooms, that's just pointless.
Hufflepuff: I don't want the houses to be jealous of each others' "cool rooms", or fight about it.
Gryffindor: Aw man, you girls are buzzkills. But I guess it makes some sort of sense, kinda, sorry Salazar.
Slytherin: Um. Ok. See, the thing is... I...
Ravenclaw: Salazar?
Hufflepuff: What did you do?
Gryffindor: Huh?
Ravenclaw: Hush, Godric. Is there anything you would like to tell us, Salazar? PLEASE DO TELL.
Slytherin: Nothing you guys are all wrong I did nothing stop I did nothing bye
*Slytherin rushes off*
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Musings of the four founders ||Harry Potter silliness||
FanfictionI wonder what the four founders were thinking when they wrote the school song. Four greatest wizards and witches, and it starts with "Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts"? Did Dumbledore come up with that?
