The toilets

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Slytherin: So. Defecation areas. Do we need them?

Gryffindor: What is defecation? Is it like defeat? I like seeing defeat. We need them.

Ravenclaw: Defecation is the act and motion of passing waste products out of one's body.

Gryffindor: What is she going on about?

*hufflepuff whispers in gryffindor's ear*

Gryffindor: um.. Yes go on.. OH NO GOSH NO HELGA DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME

*hufflepuff shrugs*

Gryffindor: *turns bright red* well no we don't need de- defecation places I just remembered I have to review my lessons okay bye

*Gryffindor rushes out of the room*

Ravenclaw: Honestly, for an educated and intelligent wizard, Godric is a real youth sometimes.

Slytherin: Well, how about the defecation areas?

Ravenclaw: Please, it's 1452. No one needs a specific place to 'defecate' Salazar.

Hufflepuff: But what about during exams and everything? Can people just crap everywhere during exams and lessons? It would stink.

Slytherin: teach them a vanishing spell. There! Problem solved.

Hufflepuff: But for the students who can't do it...

Ravenclaw: Salazar does have a point. Who cares if there's 'defecation' everywhere? It's not like people will get sick from the whirlpool of bacteria in faeces anyway. Right?

Hufflepuff: But-

Slytherin: I'm right, Rowena's right, you're wrong. There. I guess we don't need that anyway. Now if you excuse me, I will have to go do things not pertaining at all to any secret large animals or extra house rooms. Thank you.

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