Slytherin: So. Defecation areas. Do we need them?
Gryffindor: What is defecation? Is it like defeat? I like seeing defeat. We need them.
Ravenclaw: Defecation is the act and motion of passing waste products out of one's body.
Gryffindor: What is she going on about?
*hufflepuff whispers in gryffindor's ear*
Gryffindor: um.. Yes go on.. OH NO GOSH NO HELGA DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
*hufflepuff shrugs*
Gryffindor: *turns bright red* well no we don't need de- defecation places I just remembered I have to review my lessons okay bye
*Gryffindor rushes out of the room*
Ravenclaw: Honestly, for an educated and intelligent wizard, Godric is a real youth sometimes.
Slytherin: Well, how about the defecation areas?
Ravenclaw: Please, it's 1452. No one needs a specific place to 'defecate' Salazar.
Hufflepuff: But what about during exams and everything? Can people just crap everywhere during exams and lessons? It would stink.
Slytherin: teach them a vanishing spell. There! Problem solved.
Hufflepuff: But for the students who can't do it...
Ravenclaw: Salazar does have a point. Who cares if there's 'defecation' everywhere? It's not like people will get sick from the whirlpool of bacteria in faeces anyway. Right?
Hufflepuff: But-
Slytherin: I'm right, Rowena's right, you're wrong. There. I guess we don't need that anyway. Now if you excuse me, I will have to go do things not pertaining at all to any secret large animals or extra house rooms. Thank you.
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Musings of the four founders ||Harry Potter silliness||
FanfictionI wonder what the four founders were thinking when they wrote the school song. Four greatest wizards and witches, and it starts with "Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts"? Did Dumbledore come up with that?
