Ravenclaw: So, the kitchen. We should have a special access thing so that students can't just sneak in whenever.
Slytherin: Agreed. Another password?
Gryffindor: YES PASSWORDS ARE AWESOME Only the cool houses have passwords.
Ravenclaw: Only the lame houses have passwords. Anyway, what do you think, Helga?
Hufflepuff: No, not a password. The entrance will be covered by-
Gryffindor: A PAINTING A PAINTING LIKE GRYFFINDOR TOWER
Ravenclaw: Well, alright then. But how do we get in?
Hufflepuff: It can be a painting... of fruit. Then whoever wants to come in has to tickle a pear.
Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, Slytherin: ...
Hufflepuff: What?
Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, Slytherin: ...
Hufflepuff: What? Pears like being tickled!
Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, Slytherin: ...
Slytherin: Helga, how hungover are you?
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Musings of the four founders ||Harry Potter silliness||
FanfictionI wonder what the four founders were thinking when they wrote the school song. Four greatest wizards and witches, and it starts with "Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts"? Did Dumbledore come up with that?
