Calum's POV
*two days later*
Mali had finally returned my phone to me, with reluctance of course, making me promise not to spend too much time on it. "Not more than an hour a day" she said, but I just shrugged it off.
Right now, the blonde boy was recounting his phenomenal, as he described it, experience from the other day.
@lukehemmings: gosh Cal, they were so nice
@lukehemmings: i'm just so so so lucky to have met them
@lukehemmings: it's like a dream come true
@glitterbalz: im so happy for you babe, you deserve it :)
@lukehemmings: i wish you were there with me though :-(
Oh, but I was.
@glitterbalz: it's fine doll, i've met them once
@lukehemmings: just stick to babe okay
@glitterbalz: i'll call you anything i want princess ;)
@lukehemmings: okay, i'm just gonna ignore that
@lukehemmings: anyway
@lukehemmings: why have you never told me you've met them before
@glitterbalz: uh, surprise ? :)
@lukehemmings: you're lucky you're cute
@lukehemmings: uh your personality i mean
@lukehemmings: since somebody refuses to send me a selfie -.-
@glitterbalz: hey! It's for your own good okay
@glitterbalz: i don't want you to be blinded by my ugliness
@lukehemmings: beauty*
@glitterbalz: sure sure
@lukehemmings: you've gotta send me one so i can trust you completely man :-(
@glitterbalz: soon babe, soon
@lukehemmings: promise?
@glitterbalz: pinky promise
I suddenly remembered the conversation I had with him the day we met and decided to see if I could dig up anymore details about his school life.
@glitterbalz: babe
@glitterbalz: aren't you in school
@lukehemmings: yeah
@glitterbalz: then why are you texting me
I could tell he was hesitant because it took him a couple of minutes to reply.
@lukehemmings: i don't mix very well with the people there
@lukehemmings: camping out in the toilet helps when it becomes too overwhelming sometimes
@glitterbalz: why
@glitterbalz: they don't hurt you do they ?
@lukehemmings: well
@lukehemmings: most of the time they just call me names
@lukehemmings: occasionally they'll throw punches and kicks here and there
@lukehemmings: but don't worry, it's nothing i can't deal with :-)
@glitterbalz: i wish i could be there to protect you :/
@lukehemmings: it's fine cal
@lukehemmings: i'm happy when i talk to you
@glitterbalz: that's gotta be the sweetest thing you've ever said to me so far
@lukehemmings: you just ruined the mood dude
@glitterbalz: don't 'dude' me
@glitterbalz: i call you babe and all i get is a dude
@glitterbalz: it's equivalent to bro-zoning me :(
@lukehemmings: sorry pooh bear ily
@glitterbalz: hmmm pooh bear
@glitterbalz: i like it :)
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