From The Pit Of My Stomach

Sarcasm.... 😝

SITUATION 1:

When someone at the supermarket,

Asks you, "What are you doing here?"

You think 'he'll get a punch I bet,'

And you tell, "I'm just hunting for deer."

Obviously, why would people come

To supermarkets instead of buying things?

Are they gonna solve a sum

Or act as queens and kings?

SITUATION 2:

Others around you start to laugh,

When someone asks you on cold days,

"Why are you wrapped up in a scarf?"

And you respond, "To avoid sun's harmful rays."

SITUATION 3:

When you go jogging every morning,

And passers-by ask you, "Are you jogging?"

Your response will be, "No, I am pounding on the ground,

To see if the road is strong as iron-bound."

SITUATION 4:

And when your day is bad,

You talk about it to your dad.

And he asks you, "Are you sad?"

You tell him, "No". But actually you're MAD.!!

SITUATION 5:

When you break a glass by mistake,

Your mom comes and asks you, "Why did you break the glass?"

You stare at the broken shards and shake

Your head and tell, "this isn't first class..."

SITUATION 6:

After the exams, you go home,

And at the doorway you see your dad and mom.

Mom asks, "How was the exam tonight?"

Dad says, "Don't tell the same thing you told last night.!"

You answer them, "I AM going to tell you the same thing.

It wasn't as easy as you think."

Because the exam was on GEOMETRY

And you have studied for HISTORY... :P

SITUATION 7:

When you go boating or fishing on a river,

And people swimming there asks, "Is this a river-boat?"

You glare at them as if to make them shiver,

And tell them, "Oh NO.. It's the electric ship, our President has bought."

SITUATION 8:

And when you meet with an accident, and you have blood on your shirt,

And everyone asks you, "Is that blood?" "Are you hurt??"

You answer them, " Oh no no no.. it's just sauce.

Maybe it has dripped from my Tacos."

SITUATION 9:

You are cleaning and washing your car in your garden.

And your neighbor asks you, "Are you washing your car, Teddy?"

Your response will be, "Nope. I'm just checking if my car will turn

Into a bus, like a seed into a plant, Freddy..."

SITUATION 10:

When your dream starts to go smoothly the way you want in your head,

Your sister wakes you and asks, "Are you sleeping, sister?"

You tell her, "No.. I'm checking out if the philosopher is right, who said

'If you close your eyes in Earth, you will land on Jupiter!!'"

actually 48 lines without counting the below two stanzas.. 😂 😄 😉 😝 

I know these are not very very very funny!!

But suddenly the cog wheels in my brain has stopped its journey...

So.... couldn't think anything better!!

As time passes by and hours run past,

I'm sure I'll write more poems very fast!!

Hope it will be less worse and bit greater..

See you guys.. ^_^

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