POOF!
"Starburst? Is there a Pink Starburst here?" the ugly but cute angel-demon asked, crunching a mouthful of fritos.
"Yer. Deh beotch has entered dah building." I burped, picking at my ratty, fading pink hair, that was flat and un-teased. My makeup was smeared and - LE GASP! I wasn't waring raccoon eye-liner.
Where wwas ii?
"Oh. Im your inner frat boy Scene-emo god. Your half dead rite now so im gonna piss you off before you go." He said, falling on the floor and stealing a lint covered nacho from me.
"You scum-sucking porcupine pine-cone bubble but." I seethed, spitting at him bcuz he was offendin' me and stole my nacho.
"I DO NOT HAVE A BUBBLE BUT YOU TRANNY!" He screeched at me, taking a comb and teasing his haiir.
"Yoou sooo do." I sniffed, lifting my crooked nose in the air.
"You no what? Get the hell out. Go bak to your little f'ed up earth world." He said, snaping his crusty fingers and suddenly the world turned pink.
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Ra Ra, a a a... roma romama gaga ou lala, want NACHO bad romance!!!!!!!
I lifted my head into the air and looked over at Koala Shit Jr.
"Wat happened?" I asked, magically revealing a bottle of Jack Daniels and begin chugging it down as breakfast.
"Ur pregnant with my baby and ur a Koala Vampire like me and you have an arranged marriage to my brother, Justin Bieber." He plainly states, looking at me, and sudden;y drops dead.
I gasp, chocking on Jack Daniels.
ZOMG! I look over and see justin bieber.
"Justin?" I slur.
"Hola." He whispers.
"Your Chinese??" I ask, flipping my mane of sloppy, ratty pink hair over my pale shoulder.
"I'm CANADIAN" He says,
"O."
"Look, Pink. Love ya, you love me we're getting married."
"WHAT!"
"Yea."
Suddenly I black out, and like, feel all prego.
"YOUR GIVING BIRTH TO TEN CHILDREN NOW!"
"zomg... " I mutter.
"WAIT! My bad, you're giving birth to lady gaga." He says.
I pass out.
ZOMG WAT WILL HAPPEN NEXCT! I WILL POST A SEQUEL IF I GET 0 READS 0 VVOTES AND 1 COMMENT!!!
YOU ARE READING
I'm a rich girl going to school 4 the first time trying to fit in and find love!
Random... And then I read this girl on wattpad's story and she changed my life. It was like, Chicken Soup for the crack-head's Soul. It also restored my faith!
