Kassandra Water(me)

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Hiya! I'm Kassandra, daughter of Poseidon. And if you reading this, you don't want to be going to Jordon's Academy for Troubled Children. This is the story of when Bella and the rest of the 7 wanted to pick me up from school. So, it happen a few weeks ago but everyone at camp is still laughing about it.  Anyway, here I go. 😜

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"Hey!" I shouted as I ran to catch the bus. I was late again! "Stop! Please!" I called, still chasing after it. It finally stopped, at Jordon McLaren's house. "Just great," I mutter under my breath, "The bitch and her 'friends'. Just my shitty luck." I climbed onto the bus just before her so I had some time to get into my seat. "Well, well, well. What do we have here?" Jordon asked her minions. "It's one of those demigod freaks!" her minions answered in unison and disgust. The gods reveled themselves yesterday and Poseidon claimed me right in front of everyone when they did this talk about them being real and stuff like that. I rolled my eyes at the fake. "Please," I replied, "This is coming from the girl who claimed to be a daughter of Zeus, even when she lives with her mom and dad." Jordon gasped. I smirk. "What? Cat got your tongue?" I asked, and sat back down. "Hey! Miss Hollywood! Sit down!" the drive called from his seat. Jordon sat in the seat across from me. "So, what's it like being a freak?" she asked innocently. "1. I'm not a freak. 2. shut your month, mortal." I snapped. "Don't call me a mortal, freak!" Jordon snapped back at me. "Oh, I can call you whatever because are you a demigod? Did you save everyone's life and risk your own in the process? No? I didn't think so." I told her, turning back to my music. "Umm, well at least I have a boyfriend!" Jordon said loud enough for the rest of the bus to hear. I laughed. "Please, I don't have a boyfriend. I have an S.O. and we're beyond just dating." I said, not once looking up from my phone. Then the bus stopped. Jordon gave me a look and left, me behind her. Ugh, I thought, time for the 7 hours of Hades.

If I gave you the minute-by-minute play, we'd be here for hours, so here's the main play.

Homeroom; the bitch makes fun of me

1st period; the class makes fun of me

2nd period; got a call from Percy, he butt-dialed me

3rd period; class makes fun of me

Lunch; everyone makes fun of me

5th period; FUCK EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL!

6th period; boredom

7th period; made fun of by teacher and students

And right now. I'm in Science and someone's phone goes off. It's the tune of 'Little Do You Know'. I signed, knowing  that the Professor says any phone that goes off must be answered on speaker, pulled out my phone and put it on speaker. "Hello?" I asked, hoping it wasn't Percy again. "Hey Kitty!" Bella answered happily. "Bella?!?" I asked, unsure if the Stolls got her phone. "Yep, it's me! The 7 and I are coming to pick you up. Also, Leo took your dagger and gave it to the Stolls." she said casually. I checked my bag. No dagger. "Tell Leo and the Stolls they have 5 minutes to run when I show up, or else I'm going to kill them the fun way." I tell her. She giggled. "That's my Kitty." she said before hanging up. And just in time too. The bell rang and I was out of there. Outside, I saw the Delphi Strawberry truck that I've seen for 3 of my 14 life years. "Heya Perce." I greeted him, that greeting was followed by a smack on the back of the head. "Hey, what I ever do to you Kelp?" he asked, stupidly. I smirked. "That was for butt-dialing me in Math." I answered, looking for Bella. "If you're looking for a certain bumblebee, I say check the truck." Annabeth told me. I did as told, and came back with a Bella on my back. "Hey sunshine." I greeted her, followed by hug. "Hey! Who are these?" Jordon asked when I came back to the front of the truck. I sighed and answered. "This is my brother Percy, his girlfriend Annabeth, That's Jason, his gf Piper, Frank and Hazel, Leo and his gf, Calypso, Nico and his bf Will, and this is Bella, my S.O." I say in a few breaths. Jordon looked like she just got hit with a million bricks. Her mouth was ajar, her eyes wide and she was just glancing at me and Percy. Finally, she spoke. "There is no way that THE Percy Jackson is your brother!" she screeched. I gave Percy a knowing glance. He nodded. "Fine," Percy said, stretching, "Your fault for being wrong." "Then prove your her brother!" Jordon screamed. It was clear that she relieved it was a mistake when a wave crashed down on her. She was soaked! You could see through her jacket and her shirt was a mess! Her short shorts were sticking to her legs and her make-up was running down her face in the most unflattering way. "UGH! I look terrible!! I'm telling my daddy about this!" she  cried out. The 7, Bella and I were laughing like no tomorrow! "There's your proof, Jordon! Peace out mortals!" I called as I ran to the truck. "race you guys there!" I told them, still running. I was first one in the truck so I called first song. "Fighter! We are the fighters of the mortal world!" Leo shouted, earning a punch on the arm from Calypso. So yeah, this is my family. Deal with it mortals. Peace from CHB,

~~~ Kassandra Water

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