Chapter 3- Maybe She Has A Lego Kink?

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gossiping with Chrissy became an everyday thing. everyday like clockwork the mystery guy came, dressed in all black i might add, at 11 am and he stayed just watching till 1 am, thats when  Tiffany came over to see him. of corse they never just spoke. god knows that girl can't keep it in her pants.


"this is defiantly the longest she's kept a guy around for" Chrissy says munching on her salad, she started a new diet last week. she only eats Kale.


"true he's been around for two weeks, you owe my dinner at Farmer Joes!" i yell clutching her arm, last week we made a bet. if he sticks around for another week she'll buy me dinner at farmer joes. if she dropped hip before i'll start her depressing diet with her.


at my exited comment everyone in the park turns to look at us, including Tiffany and her lover. we get a look at them, he's sporting a set of swollen lips and she has a another mark on her neck.


"bloody hell he looks like a lego brick" i whisper to her, causing her to chock on her kale. it didn't look that good to start with anyway.


"maybe she has a lego kink?" i look at her puzzled, she sighs deeply, "i mean she works at Legoland and she's dating a guy that looks just like a lego brick, it makes perfect sense" she deepens like its completely obvious, 


"we work at Legoland" i say "also don't kink shame its rude" i mumble taking a fork full of her ankle salad, regretting that decision the moment the strong leafy flavour touches my tastebuds.  


"well its different for us, we don't date fuckin lego bricks, plus I'm sure she kink shames us" i look at her gob smacked, surprisingly she's normally the less judgmental out of the two of us.


"dang who craped in your corn flakes this morning?" (AN-cries because i just finished writing disconnected) i say under my breath.


"no one i just got my period, can we have a girls night?" i smile at her with sympathy, periods suck.


"defo, you where there for me last time" i say grinning at her. she clucked her stomach and tells me she's off to do period stuff leaving we alone to watch them. 


he really does look like a lego brick.


i open the door to my small apartment, Chrissy flutters in after me and runs to my sofa, its my baby. the sofas been in my family for years, my grandad found it on the side of the road 60 years ago, we've had it ever since, its kinda creepy when you think about it.


"i love your apartment!" she yells from the living room, i chuckle lightly as i flick through the take away menus  i have that deliver to my house, i live on the badder side of town, not many drivers are willing to risk losing a tire to deliver pizza.


"ok so we have Chinese, Indian or Pizza" say grinning holding up the menus.


"I'm on a die" she says almost as if it pains her.


"oh come on!" i yell, "number one, your a stick and number two your on your period and lastly I'm getting take away so you can go hungry if you don't want any" i say looking into her eyes deeply.


i turn and walk over to the phone, "so what do you want?" i ask knowing she'll crack.


"Chinese" she says sheepishly.


"Chinese it is" i say rubbing my hands together, i place the order they tell me half an hour, its always more.


Hours later i find myself stuffed to the brink with Chinese food and Chrissy asleep on my lap, i stroke her hair before carrying myself to bed.




A.N- Sup peoples hope ya like dis shitty book.



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