(Happy 300 reads to me!!!)
•-Will-•
i sit at home scrolling down the trending page on youtube like i predicted the video of Tiff getting slapped went viral.
i click on it and scroll down to the comments,
'that girl got slapped into the year 3000'
'bro did the girl slapping her break a nail'
'the guy i presume is the boyfriend is my spirt animal, just standing there and watching a girl who looks like a bitch get slapped'
my minds telling me to cash in on the views from this, own up to being the guy, youtube's just a place i go to rant about bg-media.
my mind says 'fuck it' as i comment on the video, i check the name of the channel and see it was Chrissy, one of Tiffs work friends who uploaded it.
"Yo Chrissy Tiff still has the imprint of your ring on her cheek xD" i type, this will either get me major traffic to my channel or will earn me 'nonce of the year'.
i post the comment and pull my laptop shut.
i wake up the next morning thinking all the events of yesterday was all a dream, that trail of thought was quickly shattered when i log onto youtube, notifications flood my page. replies, both positive and negative display on my screen.
some people asking about Tiff, some people blatantly saying how bad of a person i am.
as i scroll though the comments i notice that my comment was pinned, Chrissy saw it.
i have to take a double take as see the views on the video, 5,896,734 views. everyone on the legoland staff team has to of seen it by now. Chrissy's channel now has 50,000 subscribes. all from her slapping the hell out of my 'girlfriend'.
i check my channel to see I'm supporting 15,000 compared to my 216 i had last night.i stare at the screen in awe, is this what it feels like to be successful?
the phone rings the cringe worthy song Tiff set as her dial tone blares thorough my phone, that girl loves Justin Bebier more than he loves him self. i roll my eyes and answer.
"Hey Tiff"
"Dont 'Hey Tiff' me!" she screams anger gritted deeply into her voice.
"ok, Hey Tiffany?" i say trying to joke with her.
"God Will, just shut the hell up for once!" i flinch at her words, she was usually sweet.
"you called me"
"OH MY GOD SHUT UP" she yells her voice high enough to break a window, maybe even a double glazed one.
i remain silent as i hear her screeching trying to calm down.
"Have you seen the fucking video" she says with gritted teeth.
"yeah"
"oh my god my life is over" she starts to cry, it sounds faker than Little T vs Soph Aspins feud.
"no its not calm down"
"I'm going to slap those bitches, ten times harder than Chrissy slapped me!"
"wait i thought you was just mad at the one who uploaded it?"
"hell no, i asked Fern this morning to get her to ask Chrissy to take down the video and she just said 'Congrats Your Famous' and walked away!" she rants.
i try to hold in a laugh. i mentally remind myself to change my twitter bio to that later.
she continues to whine for a bit before giving up and realising i don't feel sorry for her.
a few seconds after i get a text from my friend Steven 'congrats on your girlfriend getting bitch slapped' i chuckle and type a reply, i met Steven when i moved to Winsor for uni. he's one of my few friends i have hear.
i quickly text my mum as i leave for classes, my mind wondering to if uni's really worth it, and could this be my big break.
could i make a career off being the 'boyfriend' of the girl who got slapped at lego land.
(A.N- ok so I'm actually going to legoland next week (not by choice) but I'm a take a shit ton of pictures, its gonna be so weird going standing where i imagined Tiff getting slapped)
-Graceeeeee (is weird af)
