dedicated to @Muddle32
A boy said to the teacher
"Can I go home now?"
She said yes but his home work was to find out the first three letters of the alphabet.
So when he got home his mum was on the phone and he asked what the first letter of the alphabet was, she said:
"Shut up I'm talking!"
Next he went to his dad who was counting money and asked him what the second letter of the alphabet was, his dad said:
"..180.."
Lastly he went to his brother and asked him what the third letter of the alphabet was, and his brother said:
"Broom Broom Broom in my little red car"
The next day at school he said to his teacher he did the homework:
Teacher: In your own time
Boy: Shut up I'm talking!
Teacher : How many detentions do you want?
Boy: One hundred and eighty!
Teacher: How are you going to get yourself out of this?
Boy: Broom broom broom in my little red car!
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HumorSo I made this in an attempt to get followers when I was like 11 or 12 and carried it on. Beware, these are some truly awful jokes that will make you cringe really badly. I did warn you...
