dedicated to @maci_the_reviewer
There is a German exchange student who doesn't know any English so he just copies what people say.
In maths the teacher said a really easy question and asked who wanted to answer it and everyone went:
"Me!me!me!"
So he went
"Me!me!me!"
At lunch there were no knives and forks so everyone was going:
"Knives and forks! knives and forks!"
so he went
"Knives and forks!Knives and forks!"
At the end of the day the teacher said you can all go home and everyone went:
"Yay!"
so he went
"Yay!"
On his way home he met a police man and the police man asked him if he knew any murderers.
The boy went "Me!Me!Me!"
"What do you kill them with?"
"Knives and forks!Knives and forks!"
"Your going to jail"
"Yay!"
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HumorSo I made this in an attempt to get followers when I was like 11 or 12 and carried it on. Beware, these are some truly awful jokes that will make you cringe really badly. I did warn you...
