A boy is playing rugby when he loses a contact lens. He searches for ages and he can't find it.
His mother picked up the case and found it in seconds.
"How did you find it so quickly?" the boy asked
"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied "You were looking for a contact lens, I was looking for £150!"
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Lame I know! But it's the only one I could find! If you have any jokes, please comment!!
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